Nothing you have said is original, nothing you have said is clever, and nothing you have said distinguishes you in any way from the large band of Griz trash that has plagued this board since it's inception. Snakes in the grass like you, Turner, are a dime-a-dozen, and after laying low and watching for two years I'd think you'd realize that. (Unless you just made the 'Turner Brown' handle as a spare for after your primary inevitably got banned... hmmm... a theory for another time)
The only reason why someone would put theirself on display as such a buffoon must be a simple misconception of self-image: You're just another one of those small men who ride the coattails of a successful college football team, of all things, in order to overcome what is essentially a life where you have little real clout, success, or happiness. You act like the Griz being successful makes you, in turn, an important person in the community who everyone should respect and pay ear to. Sorry, good friend, but it does not make you successful or popular; it just makes you a football fan, no better than anyone else. Don't worry, a lot of Griz fans suffer from similar dementia, and most of the time it's harmless and amusing.
So, here is my advice for you: Stop having sex with those aged Great Falls hookers; stop eating poop out of the toilet; and, for your own happiness, go back to hanging out with the rest of the grizidiots. You can easily impress them with your ability to "suck" beer bottles up your ass and shoot 'em out of your gaping *.
Not smack, just my advice as a friend. Good day.
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It's just a game man, relax. 
