Seems like the dream (or nightmare -take your pick) of MSU/UM moving up to the MW is dead for the foreseeable future (maybe years?). In light of today's events, it seems inevitable that all Western FCS schools (include NDSU/SDSU in this list) are locked out of moving to FBS for a long time. Here are the likely scenarios based on reading the tea leaves of sportswriters in a somewhat likely order
1) WSU/OSU move to the Mountain West. Cal and Stanford go independent. No room in the Inn for MSU/UM.
2) WSU/OSU move to MWC. Cal and Stanford get a late invite to the BIG 10. Still no room at the inn.
3) PAC-12 (I mean Pac-4) officially merges with the MWC and calls it self
Mountains and Minds Conference (M&M). Wait, I think that motto is taken. So they call them selves the PAC-16 or Mountain Ocean West (MOW). IN any case, 16 teams in a G-5 league and they will not invite an FCS school. 16 teams is enough.
5) San Diego State realizes they really screwed up and now begs to join the PAC-6 (with Hawaii) as those are the only six schools kinda close to the ocean. Wait, isnt FreNose State and San Jose State closer to the ocean than WSU? Scratch that name.
6) MSU/UM/Weber State/Idaho/SDSU/NDSU/UNI/UND/USD/and one other team out west that is good (hmm.. Sac State or UCD?) form a
SUPER FCS conference called the Super FCS Conference (all the other names with Mountain or Pacific in them are taken) and beat each other up each year to to enter the playoffs and get to play a conference foe in the FCS championship game. After three years, all other FCS schools realize they have no chance to play in the FCS championship and form a new division -
" DI-AA-Sub-alot" with their own playoff system. Tarleton State wins the championship and immediately joins the BIG 48 (which by then has absorbed the MAC and AAC conferences).
7) Stanford, the school with more NCAA Championships than
ANY SCHOOL IN THE NCAA (look it up! Its true), decides to form a conference called Super Mature Athletes Reaching The Top-At Super Smart Schools
(SMARTT-ASSS) who solve quadratic equations and write fortran while running/swimming/fencing/poloing/jumping to championships. The league quickly folds after Stanford finds out there are no athletes at the other Super Smart Schools (Harvard, Yale, Princeton, etc..)
8 ) We all come to our senses and realize we are spending our free time watching other people do something that has no inherent value rather than doing something ourselves. All pro sport leagues and major college sports leagues collapse and students go to school to learn something and we all exercise on Saturday and Sunday, become healthy and live till we are 95 and then drop dead in the driveway doing 50 pushups. (OK, this is the least plausible of all the possible results from this week's head spinning realignments).
And I thought I just wanted to go watch a plain old football game on a Saturday afternoon....
