Coach Hauck

Post by **SonomaCat** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:21 pm

bearBAC wrote:
jagur1 wrote:bronco: I think I've figured the BH story out. Montana boy from Eastern Montana works hard making his way up the coaching ladder. Get a good job looks like he will continue winning ways and going to the playoffs. Shows he can recruit talent, and coach superior special teams....If the Griz keep going 9-4, 10-4, 11-3, 14-1 BH moves up to the big time just like the GSU & Youngstown coaches have. (Cat fans get to keep talking about how Kramer is on the hot list) I think the cat fans are scared of how far Bobby may go.
And they can only accuse me of doing what they do best .........HATE HATE HATE HATE

It looks like the MSU fanbase has finally produced a poster that bearBAC can relate to... he's found his cross-state soulmate!

Dumbest... poll... ever.

Post by **kmax** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:23 pm

I agree BAC, I was almost ready to delete the whole thing out of mercy, but then bearbac showed up and I figured I would leave it since the playing field was evened up a bit.

bronco · Post by **bronco** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:14 pm

On a side note I have a question... I was flipping through the channels last night and landed on MTV.

Yoko Ono came on telling me "the next Erection will be the most important Erection in my lifetime."

How would she know that?

Just in case she knows something I'm dusting off the wiener pill in my wallet.

I posted this on egriz and no one seems to know the answer so I thought I'd try the cat fans.

Post by **SonomaCat** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:17 pm

bronco wrote:On a side note I have a question... I was flipping through the channels last night and landed on MTV.

Yoko Ono came on telling me "the next Erection will be the most important Erection in my lifetime."

How would she know that?

Just in case she knows something I'm dusting off the wiener pill in my wallet.

I posted this on egriz and no one seems to know the answer so I thought I'd try the cat fans.

I thought that statement would always be a true statement. But then, I try to live for the moment.

94VegasCat · Post by **94VegasCat** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:44 pm

Maybe Baby Hack could apply for the Florida Gators job. Spurrier was a great big cry baby too. Zook couldn't win the big ones.

Hack would fit in perfect!

bronco · Post by **bronco** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 3:07 pm

I see the Griz did you a favor last week against E Wash. Being reported that two starters knocked out for the year a D lineman and linebacker.

I think the cats will come into Wash Griz stadium with two conference losses and then the game won't have the same meaning. It's up to both programs to go undefeated until the Brawl. I think the Griz will.

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 3:49 pm

bronco wrote:On a side note I have a question... I was flipping through the channels last night and landed on MTV.

Yoko Ono came on telling me "the next Erection will be the most important Erection in my lifetime."

How would she know that?

Just in case she knows something I'm dusting off the wiener pill in my wallet.

I posted this on egriz and no one seems to know the answer so I thought I'd try the cat fans.

Maybe she meant "Election". Yucko Ono is the anti-viagra drug.

rollo_tumasi · Post by **rollo_tumasi** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 3:53 pm

I lurk here quite often, and enjoy the commentary from both sides of the fence, but when the 4th grade juveniles get on here and spout the"I know you are, but what am I" idiocism, it drives me nuts. Especially when it is Cat fans who do it. I expect BearBAC to do it, but when one of our own gets on here and does it, it makes me feel bad that I might have gone to school with them. I like smack like the next person , but when it sounds like the Junior High halls that I teach in, it tells me that some of you don't have the brains that god gave geese.(Mountain Men ref.) I hope for those Bobcat fans that are way too high on their horse, that they take a minute to breathe and realize we have a long ways to go, before we say we are one of the best teams in the Big Sky. Let's keep reality in the building and take em one at a time.

catatac · Post by **catatac** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 5:22 pm

bronco wrote:I see the Griz did you a favor last week against E Wash. Being reported that two starters knocked out for the year a D lineman and linebacker.

I think the cats will come into Wash Griz stadium with two conference losses and then the game won't have the same meaning. It's up to both programs to go undefeated until the Brawl. I think the Griz will.

That's your opinion. I have my doubts. Either PSU or NAU will take you down. Just my opinion. I think we may have 1 conf. loss going into the brawl.

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:38 pm

catatac wrote:
bronco wrote:I see the Griz did you a favor last week against E Wash. Being reported that two starters knocked out for the year a D lineman and linebacker.

I think the cats will come into Wash Griz stadium with two conference losses and then the game won't have the same meaning. It's up to both programs to go undefeated until the Brawl. I think the Griz will.
That's your opinion. I have my doubts. Either PSU or NAU will take you down. Just my opinion. I think we may have 1 conf. loss going into the brawl.

Well, look who decided to join the party. Where have you been young man??? hmmm?

catatac · Post by **catatac** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 9:16 am

I been in the loony bin. I saw you guys were guessing at my state of mind during the game and you were right. I was getting a head start out of the stadium, going to watch the last minute or so through the fence on the West side, and they scored that TD, so I marched back to my seat to help cheer them into finishing the job. Luckily it worked. Not sure if the outcome would have been the same had I not come back in...

Anyway, I'm all better now. It's lumberjack time, and time for another minor breakdown.

Bozgriz · Post by **Bozgriz** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 9:17 pm

I too am confused by the hatred of Bobby Hauck in bobcatland. He is the only Griz coach in the past 20 years who hasn't beaten the cats...

Personally, I loved all those cat coaches who lost the cat/Griz game over the years! Every time I see Cliff Hysell out at the bar, I buy him and his wife a drink...I would do the same for Earl Solmonson if I ran into him!!!

You boys have the wrong perspective on the issue!!!

Post by **SonomaCat** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:20 pm

Bozgriz wrote:I too am confused by the hatred of Bobby Hauck in bobcatland. He is the only Griz coach in the past 20 years who hasn't beaten the cats...

Personally, I loved all those cat coaches who lost the cat/Griz game over the years! Every time I see Cliff Hysell out at the bar, I buy him and his wife a drink...I would do the same for Earl Solmonson if I ran into him!!!

You boys have the wrong perspective on the issue!!!

Excellent points. With logic that solid, you might just have started a revolution in the thinking of many people.

BozoneCat · Post by **BozoneCat** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:35 pm

Watching the nightly news here in Hippieville, and - lo and behold, Baby Hack is getting interviewed. Somehow, he lets slip the soundbite that "MSU got lucky" to beat Portland State, and the Vikings must feel ripped off, yada yada yada...

Gee, I just really can't figure out what it is that we don't like about this guy?!?! Our team got "lucky," while his team played with heart, emotion, wore the other team down, and just wanted it more.

Hey Bobby -

94VegasCat · Post by **94VegasCat** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:51 pm

Every time I see Cliff Hysell out at the bar, I buy him and his wife a drink...

THAT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY. THAT COULD GET YOUR ASS KICKED

El_Gato · Post by **El_Gato** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 6:38 am

I have stated on numerous occassions that I wish the Board of Regents would allow multi-year contracts to our head coaches.

If they did, the Cats could sign Kramer and the Griz could sign Hauck to lifetime deals.

TALK ABOUT A WIN-WIN SITUATION!! (Both wins being for us Bobcats, of course!)

Hauck is an arrogant, childish turd and I LOVE to hate him mainly for his total lack of class. That being said, I wish he would coach the Griz forever. The longer he's there, the sooner will come the demise of Griz football. Dennehy started that ball rolling, as evidenced by his string of first round exits from the playoffs, Glenn righted the ship & won a title, Hauck arrived playing the role of iceberg to the Griz football Titanic...

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:37 am

El_Gato wrote:Hauck is an arrogant, childish turd and I LOVE to hate him mainly for his total lack of class. That being said, I wish he would coach the Griz forever. The longer he's there, the sooner will come the demise of Griz football. Dennehy started that ball rolling, as evidenced by his string of first round exits from the playoffs, Glenn righted the ship & won a title, Hauck arrived playing the role of iceberg to the Griz football Titanic...

El, I think you and I are making some connections so I want to try and give my assistance....

When people talk about Cat or Griz envy, I think your above post is what they are talking about. I have no doubt that you are passionate about the Cats, but you are equally obsessive about the Griz going in the toilet. If there is no envy, you devote your time and heart to the success of your own team, not the failure of another. In football, the Griz have the advantage in many catagories, they are a top-notch program. But who cares, all that matters is that the Cats are making some great progress.

raincat · Post by **raincat** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 10:19 am

Speaking of Earle Solmonson...someone who knows told me he is living in the Denver area, in buisness and making more $ than the Bocat coaching staff combined. It's a matter of finding what you do best.

Bozgriz · Post by **Bozgriz** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 10:23 am

94VegasCat wrote:
Every time I see Cliff Hysell out at the bar, I buy him and his wife a drink...
THAT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY. THAT COULD GET YOUR ASS KICKED

You think I'm kidding...

I'm not...

El_Gato · Post by **El_Gato** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 12:33 pm

Yeah, I heard the same thing about Earl the Pearl, but more specific:

I heard that every high school & college in America is kicking into a fund set up specifically to ensure that Solomonson NEVER COACHES FOOTBALL AT ANY LEVEL EVER AGAIN!

He's making millions...

Coach Hauck

Why is Bobby Hauck a worthless coach