First of all, is it now not painfully obvious to EVERYONE who follows dUMM football that baby has indeed (as preached endlessly by Wolfman) left the offensive cupboard COMPLETELY BARE???
Isn't that the MAJOR REASON why baby had to go out and sign a bunch of free agent mercenaries, in a desperate attempt to revive their PATHETIC 05 offense?
Isn't it ironic that the very team and fans that have castigated (look it up, moronic griz fans) the Bobcats for years for signing out-of-state athletes and JC transfers, now has to resort to a handful of DI REJECTS in an effort to keep their once-proud franchise afloat?
Can you IMAGINE how pathetic the Griz offense would be in 06 if all they had available to them were those (cough, cough) players that the "genius" has garnered from his last 3 "best in America" recruiting classes?
Would ANY Big Sky opponent lay awake at night, worrying about the destruction that Bergquist, Hilliard, and Bagley were going to unleash upon them?
I will give baby hauck ONE ounce of credit for at least acknowledging that HIS OWN, SELF-RECRUITED offense would have been a LAUGHING-STOCK in the Big Sky in 06, and at least he's making a last-ditch attempt to salvage the situation.
Keep telling us how brilliant baby is, griz fans; we'll listen as long as you continue to offer him his next contract!
Henceforth, the team formerly known as the Grizzlies will now be referred to as the Mercenaries, the Mercs, or dUMM when discussed by yours truly.
Carry on.
The above message brought to you courtesy of 6 Corona's.
