November 18

SACCAT · Post by **SACCAT** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:55 pm

You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Now this is fun

Griz suck...(there now I am back on topic)

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:40 pm

SACCAT wrote:You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Now this is fun

Griz suck...(there now I am back on topic)

Griz fans like films about gladiators (there I combined two topics)

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:37 pm

****** man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?

Hey homes, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.

I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?

UH...

Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.

Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.

Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.

Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em

Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.

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My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

When will you be back?

I can't tell you that. It's classified.

lifeloyalsigmsu · Post by **lifeloyalsigmsu** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:40 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:Striker? Striker, Striker, Striker, Striker, STRIKER! (dude punches the girl)

Ted Striker?

Classic...

2 of my faves.

The pilot to the kid who entered the cockpit.

Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

and

Billy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

gocats · Post by **gocats** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 7:19 pm

The tower, Rapunzel, Rapanzel.
What do you make of this.
Well, I can make a ptaradactyl,(sp) I can make a broach.

Htowngriz · Post by **Htowngriz** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:25 pm

catamaran wrote:
HelenaCat95 wrote:
GrizinWashington wrote:Surely you jest.
And stop calling him Shirley.

GW picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

someone needs to see Airplane

grizzh8r · Post by **grizzh8r** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:50 pm

The first time I saw Airplane, the mayo clinic part just about killed me I laughed so hard...

"Excuse me, I speak Jive.."

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:07 am

UMclassof2002 wrote:****** man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?

Hey homes, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.

I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?

UH...

Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.

Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.

Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.

Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em

Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.

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My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

When will you be back?

I can't tell you that. It's classified.

Chump don't want no help, Chump don't get no help

nevadacat · Post by **nevadacat** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:18 am

Airplane quotes to sum up our season so far:

"Nervous?"
--"Yes"
"First time?"
--"No, I've been nervous lots of times."

bozbobcat · Post by **bozbobcat** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:26 am

Here's another couple of Airplane quotes.

"When Kramer finds out about this one, the s**t's gonna hit the fan." (s**t hits fan)

Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol.

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:35 am

The disco scene at the beginning might be the funniest 3 minutes on film.

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:36 am

catatac · Post by **catatac** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:39 pm

I loved the guys in the background fueling up the plane and then washing windshield...

Little Green Meanie · Post by **Little Green Meanie** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:46 am

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone ****** again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

PLUS the CATS and GRIZ haven't been able to find the Red Zone lately.

GrizinWashington · Post by **GrizinWashington** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:51 pm

"That's when I developed this drinking problem" (throws his own coctail into the side of his head).

And the Griz have been finding the red zone just fine, thank you. Scoring from the red zone, however? Completely different issue.

grizzh8r · Post by **grizzh8r** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:59 pm

GrizinWashington wrote:"That's when I developed this drinking problem" (throws his own coctail into the side of his head).

And the Griz have been finding the red zone just fine, thank you. Scoring from the red zone, however? Completely different issue.

Same with the cats.... 2 times inside the 5 - no points.

Of course, we were in the endzone twice in one of those drives, but Larry, Curly and Moe were busy poking each other's eyes out, and decided not to give Groves or Jefferson a touchdown...