Weak-ass bobcat smack is...

[catamaran]

2 MSU grads are out in the woods hunting. At the end of the day, they decide to setup camp for the night. So, there they are sitting by the campfire drinking a few beers when the first MSU grad says, "Hey, let's play 20 questions!"

The second MSU grad says, "What the hell is that?"

The first MSU grad says, "It's easy. First, I get to think of anything in the world - anything at all. Then, once I have picked something, you get 20 'yes or no' questions to try and figure out what it is I am thinking of."

The second guy says, "Alright, I'll play."

So the first guy says, "Cool, now let me think of something." So he starts thinking to himself what could I pick that he will never ever be able to guess, even if he had 50 questions. Finally, the guy decides on 'moose dick' as his secret word.

First MSU grad says, "Alright, I've got it! You can start asking questions now."

Second MSU grad starts off: "Okay. Can you eat it?"

First MSU grad gets a really perplaxed look on his face: "Well, I mean....I don't know, that's hard to say. I guess if you wanted to be technical about it...Yes! Yes, technically, you COULD in fact eat it."








Second MSU grad: "Is it moose dick?"

The end of that story is when the UM grad, who lives in the woods, hears moose dick; runs from his cardboard box and hopes to shove it in his rectum

You should really think twice any time you feel the urge to hit the 'submit' button.

When you get back to thinking up your own material rather than quoting flicks and acting like bearBAC, you can critique me

[UMclassof2002]

The only way I remotely resemble bearBAC is in the fact that we both own your monkey ass.







That one's on the house.

[catamaran]

The only "smack" you have a handle is when you say,"bearBAC, may I have another"

[info197176]

Hey Cat Grouch...nothing you can say can piss me off today..."Son of Info" just completed an interview in Redmond with Microsoft and will be starting work in two weeks..I guess old Bill Gates has respect for SOI's UM degree even if you don't...

[catamaran]

Hey Cat Grouch...nothing you can say can piss me off today..."Son of Info" just completed an interview in Redmond with Microsoft and will be starting work in two weeks..I guess old Bill Gates has respect for SOI's UM degree even if you don't...

Does he get his own mop and bucket or do they have a pool for the janitors to share but seriously congrats to your son

[info197176]

Yea catamaran he will be sharing all right......as a member of a software development/testing work team... seriously, thanks, this will make his old man breathe easier for awhile

[Billings_Griz]

The only way I remotely resemble bearBAC is in the fact that we both own your monkey ass.







That one's on the house.

[CARDIAC_CATS]

16-6

YOU NEED NEW MATERIAL. Ah, what the hell, use it up. In five months you'll definatly need new material.

How about 10-7, 27-20, 16-6 .... chew on that for a while

[catatac]

3 games in the last 20 - Awsome

65-36-1

26 to 25 over the last 51 games... favor MSU!!!

[Billings_Griz]

16-6

YOU NEED NEW MATERIAL. Ah, what the hell, use it up. In five months you'll definatly need new material.

How about 10-7, 27-20, 16-6 .... chew on that for a while

Again, old ******.

[catamaran]

16-6

YOU NEED NEW MATERIAL. Ah, what the hell, use it up. In five months you'll definatly need new material.

How about 10-7, 27-20, 16-6 .... chew on that for a while

Again, old ******.

Games won in 1910 are older

[Billings_Griz]

16-6

YOU NEED NEW MATERIAL. Ah, what the hell, use it up. In five months you'll definatly need new material.

How about 10-7, 27-20, 16-6 .... chew on that for a while

Again, old ******.

Games won in 1910 are older

I said nothing about 1910

[catamaran]

16-6

YOU NEED NEW MATERIAL. Ah, what the hell, use it up. In five months you'll definatly need new material.

How about 10-7, 27-20, 16-6 .... chew on that for a while

Again, old ******.

Games won in 1910 are older

I said nothing about 1910

Its an example. If it makes you feel better, 2001 was farther back as well

[UMclassof2002]

I crap bigger'n you

[longhorn_22]

I crap bigger'n you

Hmmm. I can think of many many things that would have caused that.