World's thinnest Books

Ponycat · Post by **Ponycat** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:11 pm

I thought these were kind of funny but they forgot one; Basic Math by Kamar Davis

World's Thinnest Books
~~@~~

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda!

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by John Denver

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA 'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT : a Travel Guide

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

!
ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:17 pm

Montana State: Our Trips to the Chipper (1985-2005), a Retrospective

Ponycat · Post by **Ponycat** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:18 pm

Budgetting that makes sense
by
the UM athletic Dept.

catatac · Post by **catatac** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:28 pm

Losing with class - Bobby Hauck.

WYCAT · Post by **WYCAT** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:32 pm

catatac wrote:Losing with class - Bobby Hauck.

Or winning with class - Baby Hack

Sometimes that can be more difficult, but it appears he sucks at both.

CelticCat · Post by **CelticCat** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:34 pm

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html

The first book reminded me of this.

And this:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html

"- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline."

haha

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:36 pm

Ponycat wrote:Budgetting that makes sense
by
the UM athletic Dept.

That's pretty good

How about:

Hair by Mike Kramer; forward by Don Bailey & Rob Christoff

Ponycat · Post by **Ponycat** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:42 pm

How AA helped me by Blaine Taylor.

CelticCat · Post by **CelticCat** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:47 pm

Buckle Up
by Dale Earnhardt.

Too soon?

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:49 pm

How to Hang with Sac State for 3 Quarters
by
2004 MSU Bobcats

CelticCat · Post by **CelticCat** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:54 pm

Winning on any surface
the Griz

jagur1 · Post by **jagur1** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:57 pm

A history of cat postseason play.

Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:12 pm

CelticCat wrote:Buckle Up
by Dale Earnhardt.

Too soon?

barkin up the wrong tree man

mslacat · Post by **mslacat** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:24 pm

What I know About Football Coaching by Mslacat

The eagerly awaited sequal to

What I know About being a Play'ah

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:28 pm

Professional Jobs Obtainable with a UM Degree

-Easy Grizlaw

HelenaCat95 · Post by **HelenaCat95** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:33 pm

How to Testify before Congress
by Rafael Palmeiro

Diet Tips
by HelenaCat95

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:34 pm

"What I don't know about anus (male)"

by Msquat

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:38 pm

What I learned after the 4th grade- By UMjanitorialstaff2002

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:40 pm

mquast53000 wrote:What I learned after the 4th grade- By UMjanitorialstaff2002

You have no idea how hard I am laughing right now. That last one by me may have been a little too much. It's all in good fun.

mslacat · Post by **mslacat** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:45 pm

How to spot Weapons of Mass Destruction by G.W. Bush