The Bobcat Nation

So Big Bruce Baker walks into the local liquor store and comes out with 1 bottle of Fireball 2 bottles of Seagrams and 1 bottle of Absolute....he then proceeded to kiss the checkout lady charming the pants off her later Im sure. She says shes coming up to room 2**1 later with some friends.

We have obtained a luxurious 2 room suite from a very charitable cat fan who is a fine and outstanding fellow.


More to come, tonight is gonna be "scary good"....................man I hate Prius cars

So we walk into the Winners Pub (because thats where winners go) and watch the end of the USC Georgia Tech game and in walks the guy that does Allstate commercials and asks us who won..............seriously in eastern Montana we run into this guy



Very cool dude, we are now heading down to the South 40 to show him around town.

Sounds like you're in " good hands ". Sorry, I had to say it.

Are you at Cattle-AC or Cheerio?

Heading to the Cattl Ac soon..........Im more of a South40 dude. Haysbert is up for anything tonight..........may even head to Fairview and hit the Waterhole.....love that place.

Triple B can pull some serious tail........need to hang out with him more..........his seconds are probably a lot better than my thirds.

President David Palmer?

Ok, you ugys are not going to believe this but it turns out Haysbert is a huge cat fan. The reason he is in eastern Montana is to purchase a rare breeds cat ranch east of Ralberta. He said when he was a boy the first time he ever saw a Devon Rex he was hooked and had to have one.



Haysbert said and I quote:
"The Devon Rex breed of cat has only been around since the 1960′s. They have been genetically proven not to be related to the Cornish or German Rex breeds. The strange thing about the Devon Rex is the fact that they have very little “guard hair”, the stiff, coarse, waterproof hairs present on most furred mammals. They have mostly “down hair”, or soft, fine undercoat fur. The Devon Rex is especially unique in that their down hair is curly. They also have rather large eyes, and large, low-set ears. Devon Rex cats are active, playful, and friendly, and enjoy being perched on peoples’ shoulders, like parrots. They are also very intelligent, and can be taught tricks, such as fetching and walking on a leash". Oh MAN! That voice!!! The white girls are dropping panties tonight.....dont know if its Haysbert or Triple B but things are looking up for AG1 INC


Does this guy know how to party or what!!!!


stay tuned tonight could be epic.......

AlphaGriz1 wrote:So we walk into the Winners Pub (because thats where winners go) and watch the end of the USC Georgia Tech game and in walks the guy that does Allstate commercials and asks us who won..............seriously in eastern Montana we run into this guy



Very cool dude, we are now heading down to the South 40 to show him around town.

did you guys get into an argument on whether or not Jesus Christ can hit a curve ball?

"it's very bad to steal Jo-Boo's rum...it's VERY bad..."

Triple B and Haysbert are both Dominican Witnesses...............no I didnt ask.

WTF?


Shots of apple pie coming up.......seriously.............they will be coming up

Just got called a "hipster"............

This might go down as the best thread of all-time by the end of the night!

[quote="AlphaGriz1"]Just got called a "hipster"............[/quote

He meant your "trick" hip was out of place. You were walking like you rode a horse to Sidney.

[quote="AlphaGriz1"]Just got called a "hipster"............[/quote

He meant your "trick" hip was out of place. You were walking like you rode a horse to Sidney.

AlphaGriz1 wrote:Triple B can pull some serious tail........need to hang out with him more..........his seconds are probably a lot better than my thirds.

That lady actually had a tail. Nasty man just plain nasty.b

Its Sidney.....what happens in Sidney.....we say happened in ND............................



Hey lady.....why the long face?

Just got done having a conversation with two REALLY UGLY lesbians.

They are trying to get their sperm donor to pay child support................theys UGLY.




Damn it feels good to be a gangsta............

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TomCat88 wrote:Are you at Cattle-AC or Cheerio?

Double Barrel or you might as well go home.

Haysbert just bought a round of Jager shots.

I think we were separated at birth..........fing EPIC!

AG1 says he wants to make a North Dakotan say "yeah sure you Bakken" before the end of the night.

A fiver says no way.

If haybitch brings another shock top saying it is the queen of beers over here I am slapping his fat face!