Cats vs. SSU - egriz style!

Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:55 pm

we are on a roll the last couple of games, and well this is sac state.

44-0

Platinumcat · Post by **Platinumcat** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:04 pm

We've been holding out on a bunch of our plays in order to surprise teams later this year; that's why things have been so vanilla. We've won three national championships and after all these years the Griz still couldn't catch up. We can't wait around anymore so NC here we come.

Bobcats 116
SSU -10

Greaslies 2
NAU 38

I know I know smack that way

(but hells started it)

Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:25 pm

barechestcat wrote:We've been holding out on a bunch of our plays in order to surprise teams later this year; that's why things have been so vanilla. We've won three national championships and after all these years the Griz still couldn't catch up. We can't wait around anymore so NC here we come.

Bobcats 116
SSU -10

Greaslies 2
NAU 38

I know I know smack that way (but hells started it)

I did not...start this thread....on bobcatnation.com

bozbobcat · Post by **bozbobcat** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:39 pm

Here goes, this is just for fun and may not even come close to what e-Griz could do.

The mighty Bobcats will swoop into Sacramento and so intimidate the Hornets that they will fold instantly upon first sight. The first quarter will go so smoothly that Sacramento State will finally figure out what has transpired, but too late as the Cats will have scored three touchdowns, one on defense. The second quarter will be much of the same, as the mighty, mighty Bobcats will take a 35-0 lead into the locker room. The third quarter will begin with the Bobcats deftly returning the kickoff for a touchdown. As mighty as these grand and great Bobcats are, they will have a heart and limit their scoring to a mere touchdown. Finally, out of the kindness of their hearts, the Hornets will be allowed to score one touchdown so that their self esteem is not hurt, and the mighty Bobcats will win 42-7 and all will rejoice in the streets as the Bobcats take their next step toward the National Championship.

Well, that's an embellished version of what will happen. I hope that fits the spirit of the thread. But I really should not post on here after writing lesson plans. Enjoy.

Shakermaker · Post by **Shakermaker** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:22 pm

If the Cats come out with the swagger they have had the last two weeks... especially last week I predict:

MSU- 41
Sac- 14

If they don't:

MSU- 21
Sac- 17

CelticCat · Post by **CelticCat** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:31 am

MSU 74
Sac 1

Sac scores one because the refs award them one point when Rolovich throws his first incomplete pass in the 4th quarter.

Post by **kmax** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:19 am

CelticCat wrote:MSU 74
Sac 1

Sac scores one because the refs award them one point when Rolovich throws his first incomplete pass in the 4th quarter.

WyomingGrizFan · Post by **WyomingGrizFan** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:28 am

You guys are sounding like you're enjoying yourselves over here. Don't forget, there is such a thing as getting 'one' point for something; at least
I think there was, in the CFL.

Billings_Griz · Post by **Billings_Griz** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:16 am

barechestcat wrote:We've been holding out on a bunch of our plays in order to surprise teams later this year; that's why things have been so vanilla. We've won three national championships and after all these years the Griz still couldn't catch up. We can't wait around anymore so NC here we come.

Bobcats 116
SSU -10

Greaslies 2
NAU 38

I know I know smack that way (but hells started it)

I DID like you.

Just for that:

Montifornia State-9
Sac State-10

Griz in a blowout, 3 TD win, minimum.

Platinumcat · Post by **Platinumcat** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:47 am

Billings_Griz wrote:
barechestcat wrote:We've been holding out on a bunch of our plays in order to surprise teams later this year; that's why things have been so vanilla. We've won three national championships and after all these years the Griz still couldn't catch up. We can't wait around anymore so NC here we come.

Bobcats 116
SSU -10

Greaslies 2
NAU 38

I know I know smack that way (but hells started it)
I DID like you.

Just for that:

Montifornia State-9
Sac State-10

Griz in a blowout, 3 TD win, minimum.

hehehehe sometimes the little devil in me just has to come out....

Weltercat · Post by **Weltercat** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:24 am

We've been holding out on a bunch of our plays in order to surprise teams later this year; that's why things have been so vanilla. We've won three national championships and after all these years the Griz still couldn't catch up. We can't wait around anymore so NC here we come.

Bobcats 116
SSU -10

Greaslies 2
NAU 38

That is a great post barechest, count 'em 3 NC.

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:31 am

Rolovich, the great savior from the bench comes in and throws for 800 yards and 10 touchdowns because he played for a I-A team and everyone knows when you come from a I-A school you should throw for at least that much per game. Groves and Mason get into a shootout to see who's actually better and run for 200 yards each and a score. In the spare time, Hastings kicks a 85 yd field goal. (In this scenario, Sac State only touches the ball 10 times)

Cats roll
87-2 (Rolo steps out of the back of the endzone to show mercy)

CARDIAC_CATS · Post by **CARDIAC_CATS** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:34 am

We should have about 15,000 Cat fans in the stands (even though stadium seats 11,000) because MSU fans travel in HORDES

No team travels to game more than the Cats because WE ARE THE CATS. HOME team (MSU) wins 42-2 with the safety coming at the end on a botched punt snap out of the endzone (first time we will have attempted to punt all day).

profisme · Post by **profisme** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:48 am

Wyoming Griz,

You are correct, in the CFL you can score one point on a kick called a "rouge" and that is where the punt goes all the way out of the end-zone.

Platinumcat · Post by **Platinumcat** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:00 am

CARDIAC_CATS wrote:We should have about 15,000 Cat fans in the stands (even though stadium seats 11,000) because MSU fans travel in HORDES No team travels to game more than the Cats because WE ARE THE CATS. HOME team (MSU) wins 42-2 with the safety coming at the end on a botched punt snap out of the endzone (first time we will have attempted to punt all day).

I thought about adding this after I posted originally.....hilarious.

CARDIAC_CATS · Post by **CARDIAC_CATS** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:02 am

barechestcat wrote:
CARDIAC_CATS wrote:We should have about 15,000 Cat fans in the stands (even though stadium seats 11,000) because MSU fans travel in HORDES No team travels to game more than the Cats because WE ARE THE CATS. HOME team (MSU) wins 42-2 with the safety coming at the end on a botched punt snap out of the endzone (first time we will have attempted to punt all day).
I thought about adding this after I posted originally.....hilarious.

Too funny. That always cracks me up on Egriz

Post by **rtb** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:06 am

If we are posting eGriz style shouldn't about 1/2 of us have pictures of girls in various poses, etc?

Platinumcat · Post by **Platinumcat** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:11 am

rtb wrote:If we are posting eGriz style shouldn't about 1/2 of us have pictures of girls in various poses, etc?

And, they're actually our girlfriends because we're all HOT

Post by **kmax** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:11 am

rtb wrote:If we are posting eGriz style shouldn't about 1/2 of us have pictures of girls in various poses, etc?

Wait a second, I thought we were making fun of egriz posters here...is there a reason what you are suggesting is such a bad thing?

Post by **rtb** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:16 am

kmax wrote:
rtb wrote:If we are posting eGriz style shouldn't about 1/2 of us have pictures of girls in various poses, etc?
Wait a second, I thought we were making fun of egriz posters here...is there a reason what you are suggesting is such a bad thing?

I made my first visit in a long time over to eGriz the other day and I actually thought the big avatars with pretty trashy pics really took away from the content of the board. It seems crazy to me to put up a picture like that to be tagged on to every post you make.