The Bobcat Nation

After Mike Kramer dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a
tour. He shows Mike a little two-bedroom house with a faded Montana State Bobcats banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, Coach." Most people don't get their own houses up here, God says. Mike looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It is a huge three-story brick mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all of the windows. Montana Grizzly flags line both sides of the gold sidewalk and a huge "Go Griz" banner hangs between the marble columns while "Up with Montana Boys" blares from hidden speakers. "Thank you for the house, God. But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner, and Bobby Hauck gets a mansion with new Griz banners and flags flying all over the place. I didn't think football records made a difference in heaven. Why is his house so much nicer?" God looks at him seriously for a moment. "That's not Bobby Hauck's house," God says. "That's mine!"

think i saw this same post last year - at about the same time.....

i like how things turned out then, so please keep repeating the pattern.

GrizinWashington wrote:After Mike Kramer dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a
tour. He shows Mike a little two-bedroom house with a faded Montana State Bobcats banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, Coach." Most people don't get their own houses up here, God says. Mike looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It is a huge three-story brick mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all of the windows. Montana Grizzly flags line both sides of the gold sidewalk and a huge "Go Griz" banner hangs between the marble columns while "Up with Montana Boys" blares from hidden speakers. "Thank you for the house, God. But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner, and Bobby Hauck gets a mansion with new Griz banners and flags flying all over the place. I didn't think football records made a difference in heaven. Why is his house so much nicer?" God looks at him seriously for a moment. "That's not Bobby Hauck's house," God says. "That's mine!"

You left out the ending!!!

Kramer then gets mad an kicks Gods ass 3 out of 4 times!!! He then stands over God while he is laying on the ground and says "Weve got the trophy bitch and the braggin rights to go with it."

And then God says "But I've won 17 out of 20! And I lead the all-time series! And I've been to the playoffs 13 years in a row! And I've been to 5 national championships in the last 10 years! I think I'm out of breath!"

Htowngriz wrote:And then God says "But I've won 17 out of 20! And I lead the all-time series! And I've been to the playoffs 13 years in a row! And I've been to 5 national championships in the last 10 years! I think I'm out of breath!"

And kramer simply replies, "Yes, but we have one more championship than you do!!"

When was that other championship? In the fifties when there wasn't even a playoff

Htowngriz wrote:And then God says "But I've won 17 out of 20! And I lead the all-time series! And I've been to the playoffs 13 years in a row! And I've been to 5 national championships in the last 10 years! I think I'm out of breath!"

You should give up your "blowing" habit

Htowngriz wrote:When was that other championship? In the twenties when there wasn't even a playoff

LAMO!!



56,84,86 take your pick. Talk all the crap U want we Still got one more than U!

STREETCAT wrote:

Htowngriz wrote:When was that other championship? In the twenties when there wasn't even a playoff

LAMO!!



56,84,86 take your pick. Talk all the crap U want we Still got one more than U!

http://www.i-aa.org/section_front.asp?arttypeid=568

86? looks like Georgia Southern won that year, don't make things up

STREETCAT wrote:

Htowngriz wrote:When was that other championship? In the twenties when there wasn't even a playoff

LAMO!!



56,84,86 take your pick. Talk all the crap U want we Still got one more than U!

That would be 76

GrizinWashington wrote: God looks at him seriously for a moment. "That's not Bobby Hauck's house," God says. "That's mine!"

... and then God says, "Bobby Hauck in Heaven?!? That schmuck's in hell for firing Father Hogan."

Htowngriz wrote:

STREETCAT wrote:

Htowngriz wrote:When was that other championship? In the twenties when there wasn't even a playoff

LAMO!!



56,84,86 take your pick. Talk all the crap U want we Still got one more than U!

http://www.i-aa.org/section_front.asp?arttypeid=568

86? looks like Georgia Southern won that year, don't make things up

56,76,84 MY BAD!! BUT IF I CAN STILL COUNT THAT IS 3

STREETCAT wrote:56,76,84 MY BAD!! BUT IF I CAN STILL COUNT THAT IS 3

At what levels were the 56 and 76 won? That's not smack by the way if the levels were "lower". I'd just like to know out of my own curiosity.

GrizinWashington wrote:After Mike Kramer dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a
tour. He shows Mike a little two-bedroom house with a faded Montana State Bobcats banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, Coach." Most people don't get their own houses up here, God says. Mike looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It is a huge three-story brick mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all of the windows. Montana Grizzly flags line both sides of the gold sidewalk and a huge "Go Griz" banner hangs between the marble columns while "Up with Montana Boys" blares from hidden speakers. "Thank you for the house, God. But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner, and Bobby Hauck gets a mansion with new Griz banners and flags flying all over the place. I didn't think football records made a difference in heaven. Why is his house so much nicer?" God looks at him seriously for a moment. "That's not Bobby Hauck's house," God says. "That's mine!"

Then Kramer looks down and shakes his head. He begins to laugh in a deep, dark voice. He looks up at God with a powerful stare and says, "I've got bad news God. It seems as if the tides have changed. My Bobcats and I coming to that house and we're going to storm those gates. And we're going beat down those Griz and take what's ours. Consider yourself warned God because we're comin' and Hell's comin' with us.

STREETCAT wrote:

Htowngriz wrote:And then God says "But I've won 17 out of 20! And I lead the all-time series! And I've been to the playoffs 13 years in a row! And I've been to 5 national championships in the last 10 years! I think I'm out of breath!"

And kramer simply replies, "Yes, but we have one more championship than you do!!"

"We"??? He'll NEVER win one.

As opposed to Hauck's extensive resume?

Cledus wrote:As opposed to Hauck's extensive resume?

Well let's see. He's been there since '02, and been to one NC, as apposed to Kramer, who has managed to pile up the most losses by a BSC coach.

Bobby made it to a title game because he inherited a pretty darn good football team and had a DI QB who got hot at the right time of year.

IMO, Bobby was simply "along for the ride" in 04. If he can get this year's team to the title game, it will be far more due to his abilities as a coach & recruiter than did the 04 trip.

Kramer, on the other hand, took over a bad team & a bad program and has turned them into a conference contender and is now looking to take them to the next level: A NATIONAL contender. He's not there yet but I like his chances...

Keep in mind that he has done this while competing against one of the toughest I-AA programs to contend with only 200 miles away. The fact that he's done as well as he has given the championships, wins, facilities, and TRADITION the Griz have built is a true testament to his ability to recruit at the very least.

Billings_Griz wrote:

STREETCAT wrote:

Htowngriz wrote:And then God says "But I've won 17 out of 20! And I lead the all-time series! And I've been to the playoffs 13 years in a row! And I've been to 5 national championships in the last 10 years! I think I'm out of breath!"

And kramer simply replies, "Yes, but we have one more championship than you do!!"

"We"??? He'll NEVER win one.

Oh, we stand corrected!! I forgot the only folks that can say "we" are the frizzlies, like when they say "we have the biggest winning streak blah blah" in that and all cases like that, then if "they" didn't actually play on the team, or if they aren't a frizzlie, "they" must substitute the "we" with "our team" or some other frizzlie approved word