The Bobcat Nation

A cattle rancher outside Bozeman was working his cattle one day when he heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting about for a time, he discovered the sound was loudest near one particular calf, and was even louder near the calf's tail. Putting his head close to the calf's hind end,
he heard the University of Montana fight song. Amazed, he put the calf in the truck and drove the animal to a vet in Bozeman.
When the vet asked him what was going on, the farmer told him. The vet went around behind the calf and gave a listen. He agreed he heard the University of Montana fight song but didn't seem particularly excited.
"Man, how can you stand there and not be amazed?" the farmer asked.
The vet, a third generation MSU graduate, said, "Bud, I'm a BOBCAT, and I've been listening to assholes sing that song my whole life."

rtb wrote:I had a friend pass this on to me and I thought I better share.

A cattle rancher outside Bozeman was working his cattle one day when he heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting about for a time, he discovered the sound was loudest near one particular calf, and was even louder near the calf's tail. Putting his head close to the calf's hind end,
he heard the University of Montana fight song. Amazed, he put the calf in the truck and drove the animal to a vet in Bozeman.
When the vet asked him what was going on, the farmer told him. The vet went around behind the calf and gave a listen. He agreed he heard the University of Montana fight song but didn't seem particularly excited.
"Man, how can you stand there and not be amazed?" the farmer asked.
The vet, a third generation MSU graduate, said, "Bud, I'm a BOBCAT, and I've been listening to assholes sing that song my whole life."

liqud360 wrote:rtb, pm me your address. I want to send you a check to buy your friend a beer or 2, heck I'll buy him 3 out of 4.