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Top 10 Griz excuses if they lose the Brawl of the Wild.

10. Denny Washington didn’t give enough moola this year.
9. The field wasn’t muddy.
8. The thought of looking up at the huge screen in the south end zone proved to be too distracting.
7. eGriz.com kept the players up the night before posting smack about the Bobcats.
6. The skydivers didn’t land on the Grizzly bear, thereby creating a jinx.
5. The 18th of November?? Crap, we thought it was the 19th.
4. The Griz thought copying the running punt was worth while.
3. Too much Vim the night before.
2. Kramer’s bald head kept reflecting the sun into Swogger’s eyes.

And the number one reason….



1. Who cares, the Griz Cheerleaders are better looking.

2. Kramer’s bald head kept reflecting the sun into Swogger’s eyes.

Ahh! Statergery!

Good work! That is good stuff when a Griz can smack his own team/fans. I would try to match it but I think the Bobcats will only come up with one excuse if we lose.

1.) It will be Don Bailey's fault. Even if the offense puts up 99 points and 2000 yards. If we lose you can bet that will be our excuse.

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:Top 10 Griz excuses if they lose the Brawl of the Wild.



3. Too much Vim the night before.

where do i send the case of absinth (sp??) for a little night before game ritual for all griz football players

11. Too many shovel passes.

HelenaCat95 wrote:11. Too many shovel passes.

Hey it worked ONCE. Didn't it?

Billings_Griz wrote:

HelenaCat95 wrote:11. Too many shovel passes.

Hey it worked ONCE. Didn't it?

I saw that. It was a thing of beauty. Hilliard caught it and ran up the right side for 4 yards. aaaah, good times.