Weak-ass bobcat smack is...

[Billings_Griz]

16-6

YOU NEED NEW MATERIAL. Ah, what the hell, use it up. In five months you'll definatly need new material.

[catamaran]

At least Cat fans smack more in the present tense. Champs in 2001 and we beat you guys in 1927 isn't nearly as relevant.

[Cat Grad]

16-6

YOU NEED NEW MATERIAL. Ah, what the hell, use it up. In five months you'll definatly need new material.

So, how bad do ya'll think our kids will beat the Fizzlies this year? Won't necessarily be new material, just pointing to the scoreboard is in fact pretty old. As far as the lamest material and useless? Coming into a Cat site and trying to convince any of us that you're worthy of anything Absolute waste of time; even the brilliant Jac and the great Info have pretty much stopped their incessant babbling in here

[Billings_Griz]

At least Cat fans smack more in the present tense. Champs in 2001 and we beat you guys in 1927 isn't nearly as relevant.

Oh, like 80-64 and 70-61. Now that is more present then 16-6.

[DriftCat]

At least Cat fans smack more in the present tense. Champs in 2001 and we beat you guys in 1927 isn't nearly as relevant.

Oh, like 80-64 and 70-61. Now that is more present then 16-6.

Calling "16-6" weak smack then resorting to the same "smack" yourself. Priceless.

[UMclassof2002]

I will smash your face into a car window, then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again.









In your face, bobcatnation.

[catamaran]

At least Cat fans smack more in the present tense. Champs in 2001 and we beat you guys in 1927 isn't nearly as relevant.

Oh, like 80-64 and 70-61. Now that is more present then 16-6.

Calling "16-6" weak smack then resorting to the same "smack" yourself. Priceless.

You're asking a Griz fan to think logically, think about that for a second

[Cat Grad]

At least Cat fans smack more in the present tense. Champs in 2001 and we beat you guys in 1927 isn't nearly as relevant.

Oh, like 80-64 and 70-61. Now that is more present then 16-6.

Calling "16-6" weak smack then resorting to the same "smack" yourself. Priceless.

MM7CAT, I hate to say it, but we really ought to just consider the source and let it go at that. Has there ever been anything innovative come out of Mazzola? Their greatest contributors managed to bankrupt Morrison-Knudtson, brought the last remaining piece of the Anaconda Copper Company-Montana Power to bankruptcy, put the state's pension plans into the hole to the tune of 100 million, lost nearly a third of the School Systems Coal Tax Trust Fund in three years, has one state agency suing another, has school systems suing the state, but their stadium with a seating capacity of 23k is one of the best venues in all of college football--just ask them and they'll tell us how great they are, even in a site for an actual school of logic

[Billings_Griz]

At least Cat fans smack more in the present tense. Champs in 2001 and we beat you guys in 1927 isn't nearly as relevant.

Oh, like 80-64 and 70-61. Now that is more present then 16-6.

Calling "16-6" weak smack then resorting to the same "smack" yourself. Priceless.

No, my smack is the most recent.

16-6, priceless

[Billings_Griz]

I will smash your face into a car window, then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again.









In your face, bobcatnation.

[Billings_Griz]

Waiting for someone to bring up rodeo or tennis......

[Cat Grad]

hey ! lets keep this thread on "Track"!

That's right! Just one more area the Cats are kicking the Fizzlies arse

[Cat Grad]

A kitten thinking?

A couple of montana "State" university, hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

Dang, what a moron! What better way to make sure he's dead?

[UMclassof2002]

2 MSU grads are out in the woods hunting. At the end of the day, they decide to setup camp for the night. So, there they are sitting by the campfire drinking a few beers when the first MSU grad says, "Hey, let's play 20 questions!"

The second MSU grad says, "What the hell is that?"

The first MSU grad says, "It's easy. First, I get to think of anything in the world - anything at all. Then, once I have picked something, you get 20 'yes or no' questions to try and figure out what it is I am thinking of."

The second guy says, "Alright, I'll play."

So the first guy says, "Cool, now let me think of something." So he starts thinking to himself what could I pick that he will never ever be able to guess, even if he had 50 questions. Finally, the guy decides on 'moose dick' as his secret word.

First MSU grad says, "Alright, I've got it! You can start asking questions now."

Second MSU grad starts off: "Okay. Can you eat it?"

First MSU grad gets a really perplaxed look on his face: "Well, I mean....I don't know, that's hard to say. I guess if you wanted to be technical about it...Yes! Yes, technically, you COULD in fact eat it."








Second MSU grad: "Is it moose dick?"

[catamaran]

2 MSU grads are out in the woods hunting. At the end of the day, they decide to setup camp for the night. So, there they are sitting by the campfire drinking a few beers when the first MSU grad says, "Hey, let's play 20 questions!"

The second MSU grad says, "What the hell is that?"

The first MSU grad says, "It's easy. First, I get to think of anything in the world - anything at all. Then, once I have picked something, you get 20 'yes or no' questions to try and figure out what it is I am thinking of."

The second guy says, "Alright, I'll play."

So the first guy says, "Cool, now let me think of something." So he starts thinking to himself what could I pick that he will never ever be able to guess, even if he had 50 questions. Finally, the guy decides on 'moose dick' as his secret word.

First MSU grad says, "Alright, I've got it! You can start asking questions now."

Second MSU grad starts off: "Okay. Can you eat it?"

First MSU grad gets a really perplaxed look on his face: "Well, I mean....I don't know, that's hard to say. I guess if you wanted to be technical about it...Yes! Yes, technically, you COULD in fact eat it."








Second MSU grad: "Is it moose dick?"

The end of that story is when the UM grad, who lives in the woods, hears moose dick; runs from his cardboard box and hopes to shove it in his rectum

[UMclassof2002]

2 MSU grads are out in the woods hunting. At the end of the day, they decide to setup camp for the night. So, there they are sitting by the campfire drinking a few beers when the first MSU grad says, "Hey, let's play 20 questions!"

The second MSU grad says, "What the hell is that?"

The first MSU grad says, "It's easy. First, I get to think of anything in the world - anything at all. Then, once I have picked something, you get 20 'yes or no' questions to try and figure out what it is I am thinking of."

The second guy says, "Alright, I'll play."

So the first guy says, "Cool, now let me think of something." So he starts thinking to himself what could I pick that he will never ever be able to guess, even if he had 50 questions. Finally, the guy decides on 'moose dick' as his secret word.

First MSU grad says, "Alright, I've got it! You can start asking questions now."

Second MSU grad starts off: "Okay. Can you eat it?"

First MSU grad gets a really perplaxed look on his face: "Well, I mean....I don't know, that's hard to say. I guess if you wanted to be technical about it...Yes! Yes, technically, you COULD in fact eat it."








Second MSU grad: "Is it moose dick?"

The end of that story is when the UM grad, who lives in the woods, hears moose dick; runs from his cardboard box and hopes to shove it in his rectum

You should really think twice any time you feel the urge to hit the 'submit' button.

[Billings_Griz]

Wow, this one went south in a hurry.

[Cat Grad]

A young couple goes up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. After bringing in all of the luggage, the guy, an MSU grad says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She, a dUMb grad, says, "Well, put them between my legs and I’ll warm them up."

Later he goes out to catch a few fish for lunch and comes back and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well put them between my legs and I'll warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up.

After dinner, he goes out to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Wow, honey, my hands are really freezing!"

She sighs and says, "Gee, honey, don't your EARS ever get cold?"