The Bobcat Nation

This is fact.


Have you ever been to Missoula in the summertime? It's, like, booyah.

Summer time only, huh? Bozeman's campus during school is way better and has way more good looking women than missoula's. Summer is like overtime for the beautiful women to hang out in Bozeman. Just another plus to pick MSU over UM.

mslacat wrote:Are things really this slow that this is the best smack we can come up with!!!!!

Sadly...yes.

I'll take Bozeman over Missoula for one simple reason....our girls shower and shave their pits

catamaran wrote:I'll take Bozeman over Missoula for one simple reason....our girls shower and shave their pits

bearBAC would take any woman that he could get...

Just sit outside on an April or September day on the MSU campus and the University of Montana is the last thing you'll be thinking about...the women look mighty fine on those sunny, warm days. There's a couple of reasons I have to wear sunglasses: it's bright and nobody wants to be caught looking for too long.

I nailed a chick from Bozeman once. Then, two years later, I wound up working for her uncle. I didn't bring it up but I should have. The Bozeman girl was pretty hot, but not Missoula hot. She sure gave it up easy though.


Q: What did the girl from Bozeman say when she lost her virginity?





A: Get off me Dadamaran, you're crushin' my smokes!

UMclassof2002 wrote:I nailed a chick from Bozeman once. Then, two years later, I wound up working for her uncle. I didn't bring it up but I should have. The Bozeman girl was pretty hot, but not Missoula hot. She sure gave it up easy though.


Q: What did the girl from Bozeman say when she lost her virginity?





A: Get off me Dadamaran, you're crushin' my smokes!

At least we can still find virgins in Bozeman

UMclassof2002 wrote:This is fact.


Have you ever been to Missoula in the summertime? It's, like, booyah.

Booyah? The chicks look like Boyyys in Missoula? Oh wait, they have facial and pit hair I forgot.

bearBAC wrote:

catamaran wrote:At least we can still find virgins in Bozeman

See not all bearBAC's girls are homely. Some are just flat out cows

bearBAC wrote:

catamaran wrote:At least we can still find virgins in Bozeman

Great picture of the MSU cheerleaders performing at half time

bearBAC wrote:

BR GRIZ wrote:

bearBAC wrote:

catamaran wrote:At least we can still find virgins in Bozeman

Great picture of the MSU cheerleaders performing at half time

only the last one standing, gets to claim she still has her virility. In Bozeman virginity is a myth!

Kind of like the mythical "showering" in Mizzou

UMclassof2002 wrote:I nailed a chick from Bozeman once.

Q: What did the girl from Bozeman say when she lost her virginity?





A: Slow down Dad, you're denting my Skoal can!

UMclassof2002 wrote:I nailed a chick from Bozeman once. Then, two years later, I wound up working for her uncle. I didn't bring it up but I should have. The Bozeman girl was pretty hot, but not Missoula hot. She sure gave it up easy though.


Q: What did the girl from Bozeman say when she lost her virginity?





A: Get off me Dadamaran, you're crushin' my smokes!

That was the punchline, right?

CelticCat wrote:

UMclassof2002 wrote:I nailed a chick from Bozeman once. Then, two years later, I wound up working for her uncle. I didn't bring it up but I should have. The Bozeman girl was pretty hot, but not Missoula hot. She sure gave it up easy though.


Q: What did the girl from Bozeman say when she lost her virginity?





A: Get off me Dadamaran, you're crushin' my smokes!

That was the punchline, right?

It wasn't a "CelticCat's mama" joke, so no.

God help us. Please, please, please speed up time until September 2nd.