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for the griz

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:00 pm
by briannell
Now this would NEVER happen in Bozeman! Missoula, can totally own this one :D



Montana Ghost Story

A visiting professor at the University of Montana is giving a seminar on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?”

About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well that's a good start,” says the professor, “Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?”

About 40 students raise their hands.

“That's really good,” continues the professor, “I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”

15 students raise their hands.

“That's a great response,” remarks the impressed professor, “has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”

Three students raise their hands.

“That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?” asks the professor.

One student in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished.

He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, “Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”

The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.

The professor asks, “Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost.”

The student replies, “Ghost?!?” Dang, I thought you said ‘goats.’

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:32 pm
by UMclassof2002
D-

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:37 pm
by BR GRIZ
bearBAC wrote:An elderly Cat couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it
might be time for marriage. But before tying the knot, they went out for a
heart to heart talk over dinner about whether it would really work out.
They discussed finances, living arrangements, snoring, and so on.
Finally, the gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their
physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather
trustingly.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say
that I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for amoment. Then looking over his glasses, he casually asked, "Was that one word or two?"
I laughed. :lol:

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:00 pm
by Swilly3224
At least you guys won tonight