The Bobcat Nation

NeMTcat wrote:Just a reminder, the Cat/Griz men's and women's basketball games are set to be played next 13th and 14th. I wanted to let all the cat fans know that this is the perfect time to get your one of a kind yellow FTG or blue Eat S-H-I-T Grizzlies wristbands for only $2 each. Let me know if you're interested and GO CATS GO!

NeMTcat wrote:When you know a little something about business, class doesn't have anything to do with it. Knowing who your customer is and knowing what sells is what the key is. And anything to help spur the rivalry doesn't hurt either.

GOKATS wrote:

NeMTcat wrote:When you know a little something about business, class doesn't have anything to do with it. Knowing who your customer is and knowing what sells is what the key is. And anything to help spur the rivalry doesn't hurt either.

So go skats learns a valuable lesson and says to the next customer, "Would you like that super-sized?"

bearBAC wrote:Did you guy's ever get anything done with those rickety, little, TEMPORARY (for the last 30 years or so) wooden steps. The ones that lead up to your fabulous seats in the barn? The ones that Monty moved and got baned from the Brick barn? The wooden steps, that once moved put all your senior citizen fans in grave peril? Their very lives were at stake?

Are you sure ms.U has an engineering skool?

El_Gato wrote:shut up





(sorry, everyone; I'm just working on my swilly impersonation)

GOKATS wrote:

El_Gato wrote:shut up





(sorry, everyone; I'm just working on my swilly impersonation)

And you're doing a commendable job, you seem to have it down pat.

swilly reminds me of a 3-5 year old who needs his a$$ spanked.

NeMTcat wrote:Just a reminder, the Cat/Griz men's and women's basketball games are set to be played next 13th and 14th. I wanted to let all the cat fans know that this is the perfect time to get your one of a kind yellow FTG or blue Eat S-H-I-T Grizzlies wristbands for only $2 each. Let me know if you're interested and GO CATS GO!

GrizinWashington wrote:

NeMTcat wrote:Just a reminder, the Cat/Griz men's and women's basketball games are set to be played next 13th and 14th. I wanted to let all the cat fans know that this is the perfect time to get your one of a kind yellow FTG or blue Eat S-H-I-T Grizzlies wristbands for only $2 each. Let me know if you're interested and GO CATS GO!

That's a nice public service, NeMTcat. That way, the moronic cat fans only have to look down at their shirts to remember what to yell. Well, those that can read, anyhow.

NeMTcat wrote:Just a reminder, the Cat/Griz men's and women's basketball games are set to be played next 13th and 14th. I wanted to let all the cat fans know that this is the perfect time to get your one of a kind yellow FTG or blue Eat S-H-I-T Grizzlies wristbands for only $2 each. Let me know if you're interested and GO CATS GO!

Dexter X wrote:

NeMTcat wrote:Just a reminder, the Cat/Griz men's and women's basketball games are set to be played next 13th and 14th. I wanted to let all the cat fans know that this is the perfect time to get your one of a kind yellow FTG or blue Eat S-H-I-T Grizzlies wristbands for only $2 each. Let me know if you're interested and GO CATS GO!

You know..you should be careful...or at least have the cat fans that buy the wrist bands sign a waiver so they can't sue you if they hurt themselves with the wrist band. As I'm sure you know (since most business owners know their frequent customers fairly well), cat fans are not the brightest. Some may think that the wrist band is a necklace, collar, or something like that.... If the wrist band is made out of a fairly soft rubber, they make think its gum, and chew it for a while (so make sure there's nothing toxic about them) So make sure to have them sign a waiver, just incase they choke themselves on your wristbands, or decide to eat them.

Warning labels may work too... Something like:

"Not a food item. Do not ingest."
"Only to be worn on the wrist."
"Choking hazard. Keep away from small children, and most cat fans."
"If your wrist is more than 10 inches thick (due to morbid obesity) do not use this product."
"Do not leave on wrist for more longer than one day if it is too tight. Failure to remove wrist band after a day or two may cause circulation problems and/or loss of limb."
"This product is not to be used as a belt. Any attempt to use this product as a belt may result in serious injury."
"This product is not to be used as a floatation device."

Hm....if anyone else can think of any good warning labels this business can use for its product, please post them.

GOKATS wrote:Damn griz fans are sooooo smart! Now that you have just put together your thesis requirement in dUMb business management, do you have any other requirements to meet or are you on a diet of bong hits until you 'don your gay apparell' for a dUMb degree?

Dexter X wrote:

GOKATS wrote:Damn griz fans are sooooo smart! Now that you have just put together your thesis requirement in dUMb business management, do you have any other requirements to meet or are you on a diet of bong hits until you 'don your gay apparell' for a dUMb degree?

[smack]
You know...now that I think about it, its probably a good thing that those wrist bands didn't come with warning label, or you (and many other cat fans) may not be here today... Some cat fan obviously used those rubber wrist bands for something they weren't meant to be used for...
[/smack]

NeMTcat wrote:You know, if Friz fans would put as much time into coming up with profitable ideas like we cat fans do, maybe they could have the money to afford to stop at exit 307 on their way down I-90. Unfortunately, they come up with lame warnings such as those of Dexter. God help the Friz.