The Bobcat Nation

I've been following the posts of this individual for a few weeks, prompting me to ask the question, what kind of person is he in real life? I think I've come up with a pretty solid theory that might define this being.

To first understand never, we must take a trip, back to the days of junior high/high school, during that critical phase in anyones' life, puberty.

First, we have the average student. Has several friends, perhaps more. Dates a few girls here and there. Excels in one or two things, whether it be academics, sports, music, person skills. Something he does well. Is this neverplayed? No.

Secondly, we have the bullies. The kids who want nothing more than to piss people off, get into fights. They are a product of bad homes, roid rage, hormones, or many other reasons. They push people down to feel better about themselves. Is this neverplayed? Close, but that would be giving him too much credit.

Well, maybe he is a jock then. They are athletic, usually popular, no problems with the opposite sex. But to the average student, the jock can be problematic. Jealousy is a big factor with jocks. This is most definately not neverplayed.

This next one is easy. The smart kids, the geeks. We all know quite simply this is definately not neverplayed.

So that brings me to the final category - the outcasts. In his case, he belonged to a group of kids that were abused by the bullies, jealous of the jocks, and academics were nowhere to be seen. Jack of no trades. They are the kids who get pushed around but either don't have the size to say anything back, or just lack the guts. These type of people are the ones who take crap year after year, day after day, and end up going insane and shooting everyone, or end up in a institution of some sort.

But something marvelous happened! The internet was invented, allowing these types to speak their mind, fight back. Now instead of getting one step closer to some sort of disaster, whether it be a shooting, insanity, or good ol fashioned suicide, he can vent to people he will never have to worry about fighting back. He can finally, finally feel like a real man, after all these years.

So this message is to everyone : keep talking to neverplayed, let him keep talking, it is probably all he has. You are saving a life.

....................are you ever hard-up for attention!

I pity your parents. You must have been a bunch to handle. When you were a baby, I bet you weighed over 100 lbs.

Just keep up your sick posts. They are almost laughable. Unfortunately, you are no Don Rickles.

You are living proof of the need for ejector seats in helicopters. You are utterly reprehensible in almost every way. Your sole saving grace is that you'll allow a 10% discount if you rent out your wife and/or sister for a threesome with one of your hogs.

I wasn't going for attention, I just wanted to give you a little taste of your own medicine. It must've worked, cuz you responded with a bunch of irrelevant banter, which must mean I struck a chord. This post was directed at you, purely as smack.

PS What the hell do helicopters and ejecting from them have to do with anything? I mean seriously, do you ever even think while you type?

I have no problem with Cat/Griz smack, but you have personally attacked one to many posters on this board I had to say something back.

PS What the hell do helicopters and ejecting from them have to do with anything? I mean seriously, do you ever even think while you type?

This is usually one of my favorite parts of his posts and the one that tells me he really is missing a few key links in the DNA chain. Someone makes a comment about our lack of defense and he comes back with something about bananas in South America. El Gato said it best, a psychology student is missing a golden opportunity for a doctorate study on this guy.

WYCAT wrote:

PS What the hell do helicopters and ejecting from them have to do with anything? I mean seriously, do you ever even think while you type?

This is usually one of my favorite parts of his posts and the one that tells me he really is missing a few key links in the DNA chain. Someone makes a comment about our lack of defense and he comes back with something about bananas in South America. El Gato said it best, a psychology student is missing a golden opportunity for a doctorate study on this guy.

I look at it this way......neverlaid is an example that even some individuals are capable of surviving despite the fact that chlorine was dumped into their gene pool. The results, however disastrous, show that even Darwin Award candidates can make it in this world.

lifeloyalsigmsu wrote:

WYCAT wrote:

PS What the hell do helicopters and ejecting from them have to do with anything? I mean seriously, do you ever even think while you type?

This is usually one of my favorite parts of his posts and the one that tells me he really is missing a few key links in the DNA chain. Someone makes a comment about our lack of defense and he comes back with something about bananas in South America. El Gato said it best, a psychology student is missing a golden opportunity for a doctorate study on this guy.

I look at it this way......neverlaid is an example that even some individuals are capable of surviving despite the fact that chlorine was dumped into their gene pool. The results, however disastrous, show that even Darwin Award candidates can make it in this world.

What do you mean by the word - "candidate?"

CelticCat wrote:I wasn't going for attention, I just wanted to give you a little taste of your own medicine. It must've worked, cuz you responded with a bunch of irrelevant banter, which must mean I struck a chord. This post was directed at you, purely as smack.

PS What the hell do helicopters and ejecting from them have to do with anything? I mean seriously, do you ever even think while you type?

I have no problem with Cat/Griz smack, but you have personally attacked one to many posters on this board I had to say something back.

Celtic Cat, you are really stupid & incapable of reading between the lines!
I guess, though. you did go to MSU, didn't you? I guess stupidity comes with that territory, doesn't it?

I would love to beat you up, but I have a problem with cruelty to animals. I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you. I can be lovely person. I just have chosen not to share that with you. You are a strong argument against cloning.

Don't you feel just the even slightest bit embarrassed by yourself? I bet your long suffering parents do.

I've said my peace, I can only be pushed so far before I snap back. You can insult me all day, I won't get mad. I just don't like seeing you be such a dick to my fellow Cat fans, I had to speak up. I'm done now, I said what I wanted to, I probably won't be responding to very much of your thoughtless slander from this point on.