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Swilly3224 · Post by **Swilly3224** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:50 pm

JahGriz wrote:I was going to go thru all the pictures of cat players and post those who looked goofy in their pictures. But I ended up with 80% of the team.

Also, is it a requirement to wear earings if you are a cat players, or are earings the new in thing in bozo?

They do that in California....

JahGriz · Post by **JahGriz** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:54 pm

I figure one "cool" kid had them, and the rest of the team is a bunch of "copy cats".

Listen, cat players, earings don't look cool on everyone, most of you guys look silly I tell ya, silly. Just trying to help you out with the chicks..or given all the earings, maybe chicks aren't who you are trying to impress. But who am I to judge anyone elses preference.

True Boo Griz Fan · Post by **True Boo Griz Fan** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:52 pm

I was going to go thru all the pictures of cat players and post those who looked goofy in their pictures. But I ended up with 80% of the team.

It amazes me what people do to amuse themselves.

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:18 pm

True Boo Griz Fan wrote:
I was going to go thru all the pictures of cat players and post those who looked goofy in their pictures. But I ended up with 80% of the team.
It amazes me what people do to amuse themselves.

Go hi-jack your own thread. This ones about Cat/Griz smack.

As we were....

Q: What do you call a Bobcat fan with many girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd

bobcatmaniac · Post by **bobcatmaniac** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:23 pm

What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen frizzlie fans in one room?
A full set of teeth!

bobcatmaniac · Post by **bobcatmaniac** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:24 pm

What do you call a griz fan with half a brain?
Gifted!

bobcatmaniac · Post by **bobcatmaniac** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:28 pm

Q: How do you kill a griz fan when he's been drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head.

bobcatmaniac · Post by **bobcatmaniac** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:29 pm

Q: How do you get a um graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

bozbobcat · Post by **bozbobcat** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:19 pm

A Grizzly fan was trying to measure how tall his new flagpole was. He pushed it up and tried to measure it with a tape measure, but it wasn't working. A Bobcat fan came by and suggested "If you put the flagpole on the ground, you can measure it easily. The Grizzly fan responded by saying, "You dumb Bobcat, I want to know how tall the flagpole is, not how long it is!"

And how many U of M freshmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It's a senior level course.

Thunder Cat · Post by **Thunder Cat** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:39 pm

yeah....it is a senior level course....and they get 3 credits for it!!!!!!

Post by **rtb** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:41 pm

What do you have when you have a bunch of Griz fans burried up to their necks in sand?

-Not enough sand.

Thunder Cat · Post by **Thunder Cat** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:48 pm

I found this in the "Hippy Dippy U" catalog:

FALL COURSES AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MONTANA

101 Creative Suffering
102 Overcoming Peace of Mind
103 Guilt without Sex
104 You and your Birth Mark
105 Ego gratification through Violence (mandatory for all football players)
106 Molding your childs behavior thru guilt and fear
107 "I made $100 in Real Estate"
108 Money can make you rich
109 Career oportunities in El Salvador
110 How to profit from your own body

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:54 pm

Thunder Cat wrote:I found this in the "Hippy Dippy U" catalog:

FALL COURSES AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MONTANA

101 Creative Suffering
102 Overcoming Peace of Mind
103 Guilt without Sex
104 You and your Birth Mark
105 Ego gratification through Violence (mandatory for all football players)
106 Molding your childs behavior thru guilt and fear
107 "I made $100 in Real Estate"
108 Money can make you rich
109 Career oportunities in El Salvador
110 How to profit from your own body

I thought those were all grad level

Ponycat · Post by **Ponycat** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:54 pm

Thunder Cat wrote:I found this in the "Hippy Dippy U" catalog:

FALL COURSES AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MONTANA

101 Creative Suffering
102 Overcoming Peace of Mind
103 Guilt without Sex
104 You and your Birth Mark
105 Ego gratification through Violence (mandatory for all football players)
106 Molding your childs behavior thru guilt and fear
107 "I made $100 in Real Estate"
108 Money can make you rich
109 Career oportunities in El Salvador
110 How to profit from your own body

You forgot one

111 Your ass and a hole in the ground: a comparative study.

Thunder Cat · Post by **Thunder Cat** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:50 pm

no, here's the grad level course's over there in MooseNut, Idaho. POPULATION 23,000 +!!!!!!!

501 How to convert your bedroom into a garage
502 Burglarproof your home with concrete
503 How to convert a wheelchair into a dunebuggy
504 Creative tooth decay
505 Exorcism and acne
506 Suicide and your health
507 Optional body functions
508 Needlecraft for junkies
509 Cuticle crafts
510 Gifts for the senile
511 Bonsai your pet
512 Cultivating viruses in your refrigerator
513 Sinus drainage at home
514 Basic kitchen taxidermy

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:04 pm

Don't forget these.....

201 Proper attire for playoff football
203 Anatomy of a 16 game winning streak
340 How to lose - Creative thinking on the other side of football
401 Independent Study - Being the premier I-AA football program

Thunder Cat · Post by **Thunder Cat** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:09 pm

Dont' forget the the one that every incoming freshman is required to take.

100 - How to Look, Talk and Behave like a JackAss

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:14 pm

I thought this one was interesting in the MSU handbook....two classes that incoming females are required to take.

100 Chewing tobacoo, not just for men anymore
followed by....
101 Spitting like a man - A women's study

Platinumcat · Post by **Platinumcat** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:18 pm

UM girl's requirement:

Economics 101: How to purchase your bong by not shaving

Thunder Cat · Post by **Thunder Cat** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:22 pm

you know, i seen something simular as i was scrolling thru the griz cheerleader manual of my ex (god i loved that girl, but she just wasn't my type). It said that all the Griz Cheerleaders were required to wear Bibs to Keep "The Tobacco Juice off their Uniforms".