Turner Brown

whitetrashgriz · Post by **whitetrashgriz** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:41 am

crazycat wrote:Hey let the Grizidiots keep doing this. It just proves that their fan base as a whole is riddled with douche bags. I count at least four (Swilly, Jagur, TurnerBrown, BearBAC) posters that have no other purpose to come to this board other than to try to bring Cat fans down, but there are no Cats on the Griz board doing this. There are Cat fans that do so from time to time, but it isn't there sole purpose. What a wonderful life these four guys must have.

We get all this hearsay about fans at each stadium acting poorly, but these guys are living proof. Ask anyone that isn't a fan of either school and it's almost unanimous that MSU fans have more class than UM fans. The average person around Montana that follows sports is sick of UM fans and almost all of them root against UM just to get their mouthy fans to shut up.

although, jag, unlike the other 3, has shown that he can post normal, and leave the bs aside. he just hits a switch and turns it off and on when he wants. the other 3 are completely hopeless, but jag, he's not bad....maybe just a little bi-polar.

jagur1 · Post by **jagur1** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:54 am

In my defense this is the smack board? I was just helping out Swilly, since he couldn't defend himself since he was in P.E.

catsrback76 · Post by **catsrback76** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:34 pm

whitetrashgriz wrote:
crazycat wrote:Hey let the Grizidiots keep doing this. It just proves that their fan base as a whole is riddled with douche bags. I count at least four (Swilly, Jagur, TurnerBrown, BearBAC) posters that have no other purpose to come to this board other than to try to bring Cat fans down, but there are no Cats on the Griz board doing this. There are Cat fans that do so from time to time, but it isn't there sole purpose. What a wonderful life these four guys must have.

We get all this hearsay about fans at each stadium acting poorly, but these guys are living proof. Ask anyone that isn't a fan of either school and it's almost unanimous that MSU fans have more class than UM fans. The average person around Montana that follows sports is sick of UM fans and almost all of them root against UM just to get their mouthy fans to shut up.
although, jag, unlike the other 3, has shown that he can post normal, and leave the bs aside. he just hits a switch and turns it off and on when he wants. the other 3 are completely hopeless, but jag, he's not bad....maybe just a little bi-polar.

I'm curious, is there such a thing as fair SMACK?

catsrback76 · Post by **catsrback76** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:35 pm

Are there rules for "smackdom"?

Seriously... no smack intended.

Post by **rtb** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:37 pm

catsrback76 wrote:Are there rules for "smackdom"? Seriously... no smack intended.

Yes, don't annoy or piss of the moderators or you may find your username not working. That is the rule.

spider · Post by **spider** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:13 pm

GavinDonos wrote:I know you think you're pretty great, but what we really need to see from you is a death match with swilly. The way I see it, there really is only room for one grizidiot rep on this board, and right now you're f'in up the balance.

Nothing you have said is original, nothing you have said is clever, and nothing you have said distinguishes you in any way from the large band of Griz trash that has plagued this board since it's inception. Snakes in the grass like you, Turner, are a dime-a-dozen, and after laying low and watching for two years I'd think you'd realize that. (Unless you just made the 'Turner Brown' handle as a spare for after your primary inevitably got banned... hmmm... a theory for another time)

The only reason why someone would put theirself on display as such a buffoon must be a simple misconception of self-image: You're just another one of those small men who ride the coattails of a successful college football team, of all things, in order to overcome what is essentially a life where you have little real clout, success, or happiness. You act like the Griz being successful makes you, in turn, an important person in the community who everyone should respect and pay ear to. Sorry, good friend, but it does not make you successful or popular; it just makes you a football fan, no better than anyone else. Don't worry, a lot of Griz fans suffer from similar dementia, and most of the time it's harmless and amusing.

So, here is my advice for you: Stop having sex with those aged Great Falls hookers; stop eating poop out of the toilet; and, for your own happiness, go back to hanging out with the rest of the grizidiots. You can easily impress them with your ability to "suck" beer bottles up your ass and shoot 'em out of your gaping *.

Not smack, just my advice as a friend. Good day.

^^ Best post in the history of the internet!!

"Quit eating poop out of the toilet." I can't stop laughing.

PS - What if he poops on the floor, can he eat it?

liqud360 · Post by **liqud360** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:04 am

Dang! I must really get sensitive at this time in the morning. After reading what Gavin wrote...I even feel like sh!t.

catsrback76 · Post by **catsrback76** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:21 am

rtb wrote:
catsrback76 wrote:Are there rules for "smackdom"? Seriously... no smack intended.
Yes, don't annoy or piss of the moderators or you may find your username not working. That is the rule.

"piss of" ? I hope I don't get booted

, relax Randy it is fine. You have to deal wtih al my mispekkings.

Post by **rtb** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:27 am

WOW!! That is funny stuff. What kind of idiot doesn't know how to spell off?

Do you all realize this thread is continuing even though Turner Brown is no longer a participant on this board?

Griz Dude · Post by **Griz Dude** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:37 pm

Boys. Boys. Can't we all just get along?

Since my name wan not mentioned as being a Grizidiot, may I assume that you think I am O.K.?

Turner Brown

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