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CelticCat · Post by **CelticCat** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:51 pm

For someone who rags on us for incorrent spelling, you sure have bad punctuation and grammar.

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:35 pm

CelticCat wrote:incorrent spelling

Hello Kitty · Post by **Hello Kitty** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:50 am

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

By Grizlaw

CelticCat · Post by **CelticCat** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:52 am

I have many leatherbound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Hello Kitty · Post by **Hello Kitty** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:07 am

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe uh, diversity is an old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era

Grizlaw · Post by **Grizlaw** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:12 am

Hello Kitty wrote:I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

By Grizlaw

For the record, I am flattered that your first post here was directed at me, and also that it hasn't taken you long to figure out that I am, in fact, a big deal.

--GL

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:19 am

Grizlaw wrote:
Hello Kitty wrote:I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

By Grizlaw
For the record, I am flattered that your first post here was directed at me, and also that it hasn't taken you long to figure out that I am, in fact, a big deal.

--GL

Grizlaw I am not a lawyer out of the NYC, but I think that post was a put down not a put up…

mquast standing by:

Hello Kitty · Post by **Hello Kitty** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:20 am

You're Welcome

Go Scats Go · Post by **Go Scats Go** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:19 pm

Back to subject

How 2 and 17 is worth braging about
by MSU Fans

Hello Kitty · Post by **Hello Kitty** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:36 pm

The musical nuances of “Cotton Eye Joe” and “Thank God I’m a Country Boy and why we cant get enough of it.

By :
U of M College of Music and Griz fans everywhere

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:12 pm

Hello Kitty wrote:The musical nuances of “Cotton Eye Joe” and “Thank God I’m a Country Boy and why we cant get enough of it.

By :
U of M College of Music and Griz fans everywhere

The musical nuances of "We Like to Party" by Vengaboys and why Billy Idol will seek vengeance on us for uncreatively butchering "Money Money"

by MSU students and all 8000 Cat fans who "pack the house"

Uncle Rico · Post by **Uncle Rico** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:19 pm

Why would Billy Idol care if Mony Mony was butchered?
Tommy James and the Shondells wrote the song in 1968.

Grizlaw · Post by **Grizlaw** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:37 pm

Why "Knowledge" Shouldn't Begin With A 'K', by Hello Kitty

(submitted as doctoral thesis to Montana State University, 2005)

Post by **SonomaCat** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:47 pm

Uncle Rico wrote:Why would Billy Idol care if Mony Mony was butchered?
Tommy James and the Shondells wrote the song in 1968.

Kids.

I'm just wondering why the band doesn't play more "Jailhouse Rock" and "Smokin' in the Boys' Room" by Motley Crue.

As an aside, since the Billy Idol's name was invoked, I saw him in concert a couple years ago at an acoustic show that was a benefit for a special needs children school. They had a lot of the kids lining the back of the stage for all of the acts.

Along comes Billy Idol's set, which may have been the first acoustic set they had ever done. Mony mony fires up, and we are all wondering to ourselves ... what lyrics will he use?

Sure enough, in between the classic version lines of the lyrics, Billy inserted the popular addendum to the song, "Say say [or is it "hey hey?"] what? Get laid get f****."

I'm guessing that some of the usual smackers would have been outraged, but nobody really seemed to care. I guess it can be argued that if the worst thing that happened to those kids the rest of their lives is that they heard some bad words in a cute little lyric, things turned out pretty well for them, especially considering all they had been through before that.

Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:20 pm

[quote="Bay Area Cat]
As an aside, since the Billy Idol's name was invoked, I saw him in concert a couple years ago at an acoustic show that was a benefit for a special needs children school. They had a lot of the kids lining the back of the stage for all of the acts.
[/quote]

now i have a half respect for Billy Idol

Hello Kitty · Post by **Hello Kitty** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:30 pm

Grizlaw wrote:Why "Knowledge" Shouldn't Begin With A 'K', by Hello Kitty

(submitted as doctoral thesis to Montana State University, 2005)

I actually submitted that as a joke. Someone mailed it to me and said they found it in your dorm room under a bag of marijuana in 1984. Weird

El_Gato · Post by **El_Gato** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:34 pm

bearbac, the best-selling author of "How to Become the Most Pathetic Person on the Planet Without Really Trying" and "How to Use the Same Stupid Jokes Over and Over and Over and Over and Over Again" is back with another best-selling book, sure to be an instant best-seller at dUMb bookstore:

"Smack Talk for Dummies"

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:48 pm

El_Gato wrote:bearbac, the best-selling author of "How to Become the Most Pathetic Person on the Planet Without Really Trying" and "How to Use the Same Stupid Jokes Over and Over and Over and Over and Over Again" is back with another best-selling book, sure to be an instant best-seller at dUMb bookstore:

"Smack Talk for Dummies"

"Wit and Smack -- And Why I Can't Make it Work"

By El Gato

lifeloyalsigmsu · Post by **lifeloyalsigmsu** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:36 pm

Nick wrote:
El_Gato wrote:bearbac, the best-selling author of "How to Become the Most Pathetic Person on the Planet Without Really Trying" and "How to Use the Same Stupid Jokes Over and Over and Over and Over and Over Again" is back with another best-selling book, sure to be an instant best-seller at dUMb bookstore:

"Smack Talk for Dummies"
"Wit and Smack -- And Why I Can't Make it Work"

By El Gato

My High School Years (2000-????) by Nick

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