Cracking the stone face of Hauck

Griz Dude · Post by **Griz Dude** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:19 pm

I do not believe that every Cat fan likes Kramer. I can assure you that among my circle of Griz fan friends, there are very few who like Hauck as a coach.

Eastcoastgriz · Post by **Eastcoastgriz** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:08 am

old wise one wrote:I know the kid who's hat was pissed on, and it is one hundred percent true.

I know the kid who made up this story and it's 100% false

CARDIAC_CATS · Post by **CARDIAC_CATS** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:10 am

Eastcoastgriz wrote:
old wise one wrote:I know the kid who's hat was pissed on, and it is one hundred percent true.
I know the kid who made up this story and it's 100% false

I know the company who made the hat! It is true

Eastcoastgriz · Post by **Eastcoastgriz** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:12 am

catmom wrote:The first year the Cats beat the Griz Bobby was so angry he said all sorts of bad things in the press about the Cats. I think that the powers that be at the UofM jumped him and told him to "grow up" (or so I was told). There were lots of Griz fans in Missoula that thought he was out of line in what he was saying. Since then, he has been better about showing us respect.

Show me the "beef"! This lie has become an urban legend. There were not "all sorts of bad things" said about the cats to the press.

BR GRIZ · Post by **BR GRIZ** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:44 am

CARDIAC_CATS wrote:
Eastcoastgriz wrote:
old wise one wrote:I know the kid who's hat was pissed on, and it is one hundred percent true.
I know the kid who made up this story and it's 100% false
I know the company who made the hat! It is true

I know the person who made the company! It's false

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:05 pm

BR GRIZ wrote:
CARDIAC_CATS wrote:
Eastcoastgriz wrote:
old wise one wrote:I know the kid who's hat was pissed on, and it is one hundred percent true.
I know the kid who made up this story and it's 100% false
I know the company who made the hat! It is true
I know the person who made the company! It's false

They don't actually make hats, they make portable urinals

Eastcoastgriz · Post by **Eastcoastgriz** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:19 am

catamaran wrote:
BR GRIZ wrote:
CARDIAC_CATS wrote:
Eastcoastgriz wrote:
old wise one wrote:I know the kid who's hat was pissed on, and it is one hundred percent true.
I know the kid who made up this story and it's 100% false
I know the company who made the hat! It is true
I know the person who made the company! It's false
They don't actually make hats, they make portable urinals

So that prove its, Hauck was in a portable urinal, doing his business and some how that got translated that his was pissing on the cats.

BHauck's nose · Post by **BHauck's nose** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:04 am

[quote="anacondagriz"][quote="Griz Dude"]I would like to give you an example of the depth of Hauck's hatred of the Cats. This story was told to me first hand by a former assistant track coach at MSU, who was present when this happened.

Shortly after Hauck had been name Griz coach, and before spring practice of his first season, Bobby was drinking with buddies at a house in Missoula watching the NCAA basketbal Final Four games. Apparently, Bobby was pretty drunk when a small group of MSU track athletes and the assistant coach arrived at the house, following a track meet in Missoula. When Bobby saw that one of the MSU athletes wore a Bobcat hat, he grabbed the hat off the kid's head, took it outside and threw it off the deck, screaming that no f_cking Bobcat hats were allowed in the house. He then preceeded to urinate on the hat from the deck above.

While many of us might have done a similar stupid classless move while in college in a drunken stupor, this was a grown man, and recently appointed leader of our football program. He had not even coached a game yet.

[b]This story is well known, and circulated in Missoula for weeks following the incident. [/b] Apparently Hogan was not too happy with Hauck about this immature expose.

All of this paranoia which Hauck has shown towards the Cats, like making the team stay in Livington, not ever saying their name publically, etc. is very immature, and counter-productive to getting his players ready for football. I believe it shows on game-day too.

This is one of several reasons why I am not a Bobby Hauck fan. I prefer coaches who demonstrate class, like Read and Glenn. Leave the drama to the cheerleaders.[/quote]

I have never once even heard a variation of this story. Also the many people I have asked about this, many of whom are not at all fans of Hauck have never heard about it. Have any of you Bobcats actually heard this story? You guys know that I am pretty respectful of the Cats, but I have a very hard time believing this one.[/quote]

I have not only heard the story, but I know who it happened to. I have heard some other funny stories about Beavis but I will keep these to myself so I don't embarrass who they happened to.

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:53 pm

It's too bad Bobby doesn't have a presence here to defend him.

Mods: the time is now for reinstatement. You know what I mean.

info197176 · Post by **info197176** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:06 pm

...yea..kinda like all of the stories about Kramer floating around Eastern Washington that I'll keep to myself..

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:04 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:It's too bad Bobby doesn't have a presence here to defend him.

Mods: the time is now for reinstatement. You know what I mean.

How retarded do you have to be to want Wolfman back?

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:21 pm

catamaran wrote:
UMclassof2002 wrote:It's too bad Bobby doesn't have a presence here to defend him.

Mods: the time is now for reinstatement. You know what I mean.
How retarded do you have to be to want Wolfman back?

Not what I meant at all.

Grizlaw · Post by **Grizlaw** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:29 pm

catamaran wrote:
UMclassof2002 wrote:It's too bad Bobby doesn't have a presence here to defend him.

Mods: the time is now for reinstatement. You know what I mean.
How retarded do you have to be to want Wolfman back?

Yeah, I'm sure that's what he meant...cuz you know, Wolfman always was the first to step up and defend Hauck, right?

Charlie · Post by **Charlie** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:22 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:It's too bad Bobby doesn't have a presence here to defend him.

Mods: the time is now for reinstatement. You know what I mean.

So bearBAC was Bobby! I knew it all along.

GOKATS · Post by **GOKATS** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 5:39 pm

Charlie wrote:
UMclassof2002 wrote:It's too bad Bobby doesn't have a presence here to defend him.

Mods: the time is now for reinstatement. You know what I mean.
So bearBAC was Bobby! I knew it all along.

Griz Dude · Post by **Griz Dude** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:13 pm

I do not really care that anyone believes the Hauck story. It is a true story, and would be confirmed by Wayne Hogan if he were here. We shall let it die, however. There are more than enough stories about Bobby's psychotic disdain for the Bobcats to go around.

Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:11 am

GOKATS wrote:
Charlie wrote:
UMclassof2002 wrote:It's too bad Bobby doesn't have a presence here to defend him.

Mods: the time is now for reinstatement. You know what I mean.
So bearBAC was Bobby! I knew it all along.

that explains everything

Catmandoo · Post by **Catmandoo** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:12 am

it should be no surprise to us Cat fans that many Grizzly fans do not like Hauck. I know many fellow Cat fans who do not like Kramer too. Too many 6-5 or 7-4 seasons with superior talent. Too many losses to conference doormats.

As long as there are college coaches, there will be fans who do not like their own coaches.

In Bobby Hauck's case, he is his own worst enemy. His actions and paranoia open him up to criticsm from his own fans. His coaching does not help either! LOL

Cracking the stone face of Hauck

Heard the story