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The best Griz Joke I have heard today!!

Post by mslacat » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:26 pm

OK, normally this type of thing is not my bag of tea. Well OK it is normally not on message boards or any other written form where it can later be traced back to me, but............

For those of you from Bozeman who are looking to find Washington Grizzly saduim today and tomorrow. Once you hit Missoula head west until you smell it, Then head south until you step in it!


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Post by anacondagriz » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:29 pm

good one mslacat but as a diehard Michigan fan I know that those are the directions to columbus ohio not WA Griz. Of course to find Ohio St you need to go east.



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Post by Cat-theotherwhitemeat » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:30 pm

Just don't put a goal line in front of it or they'll never find it.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ha ha ha ha ha.....oooooooh, my side hurts
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Post by bronco » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:30 pm

Coming from a stadium where you literally park in a cow pasture.

You should enjoy the paved parking and there are actually cops helping traffic after the game. Should be a real eye opener for you.
Enjoy your visit and the stadium.



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Post by El_Gato » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:35 pm

...as well as ALL the humble, pleasant, respectful, conscientious, and polite griz fans, right bronco?

Or should I say BOTH of them?

:wink: :lol: :wink: :lol:
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Post by catatac » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:24 pm

bronco wrote:Coming from a stadium where you literally park in a cow pasture.

You should enjoy the paved parking and there are actually cops helping traffic after the game. Should be a real eye opener for you.
Enjoy your visit and the stadium.
Surprised there are any cops left over after providing all the security for the almighty coach Baby Huck! :lol:


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Post by El_Gato » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:25 pm

Yeah, that & protecting the griz players girlfriends, er, "partners"...


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Post by CARDIAC_CATS » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:40 pm

El_Gato wrote:Yeah, that & protecting the griz players girlfriends, er, "partners"...
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Re: The best Griz Joke I have heard today!!

Post by grizbeer » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:58 pm

mslacat wrote:OK, normally this type of thing is not my bag of tea. Well OK it is normally not on message boards or any other written form where it can later be traced back to me, but............

For those of you from Bozeman who are looking to find Washington Grizzly saduim today and tomorrow. Once you hit Missoula head west until you smell it, Then head south until you step in it!
I'm not exactly sure what 3 METHOXY 4 AMINO AZO BENZENE 3-SULPHONIC ACID (SADUIM SALT) is or why you are coming to Missoula to get some, but I would think Bobcat fans would want to stay away from anything with the word Meth in it anyway. :lol:

http://www.india-chemicals.com/m029.html



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Bozone Cat.............................

Post by neverplayed » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:55 pm

....................you have it hands down.....................you are the best Cats Joke.

You are really ugly! You know how I know? Your dog humps your leg with its eyes closed!

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Post by Cats15 » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:50 pm

NICE ONE. YOU SURE ARE ON TONIGHT



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Post by Bleedinbluengold » Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:33 am

So, I can't take complete credit for this one, because I heard it in regards to another rivalry game, but....


What do you call a Sugar Bear with 2 brain cells?...........



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bearBAC, you couldn't have said it better!

Post by neverplayed » Sun Nov 21, 2004 10:25 am

bearBAC wrote:What do you call a group of people, that believe a coach with a 45% win - loss record can lead them to the promise land?

Bobcat fans!!
Let me add the word "PATHETIC" to your description!

The BOBCATS coaches, players & fans' are PATHETIC.



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