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Vikings joke
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:02 pm
by ChiOCat
A man walks up to the Vikings ticket booth and asks to buy tickets for the Superbowl. The ticket lady tells him there are no tickets to the Superbowl, the Vikings didn't make it. He returns the next day asking for tickets to the Superbowl. She says "Sir as I told you yesterday, the Vikings didn't make it to the Superbowl so there are no tickets available." Every day for two weeks the man returns asking to buy tickets to the Superbowl. Finally after two weeks the lady, exasperated, says "Sir, how many times do I need to tell you, the Vikings did not make it to the Superbowl and there are no tickets."
He replied "I know, I'm from Green Bay. I drive over every day to hear you say that."
Re: Vikings joke
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:28 pm
by Coyote77
that is very funny, I don't care who you are.
Re: Vikings joke
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:50 pm
by whitetrashgriz
Re: Vikings joke
Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:02 am
by ChiOCat
Re: Vikings joke
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:36 pm
by cats2506
Unless your DHiW
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Re: Vikings joke
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:28 am
by ChiOCat
Can't see without being a member. Can you give me a synopsis?
Re: Vikings joke
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:35 am
by cats2506
ChiOCat wrote:
Can't see without being a member. Can you give me a synopsis?
EverettGriz = DHiW
by EverettGriz » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:16 pm
A man walks up to the Bobcat ticket booth and asks to buy tickets for the playoffs. The ticket lady tells him there are no tickets to the playoffs available because the cats didn't make it in. He returns the next day asking for tickets to the playoffs. She says "Sir as I told you yesterday, the cats didn't make it to the playoffs so there are no tickets available." Every day for two weeks the man returns asking to buy tickets to the playoffs. Finally after two weeks the lady, exasperated, says "Sir, how many times do I need to tell you, the cats did not make it to the playoffs and there are no tickets."
He replied "I know, I'm from Missoula. I drive over every day just to hear you say that."Booze is the duct tape of life.
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Re: Vikings joke
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:48 pm
by ChiOCat
Well I don't think THAT'S very funny!
Re: Vikings joke
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:08 pm
by Toucat
cats2506 wrote:ChiOCat wrote:
Can't see without being a member. Can you give me a synopsis?
EverettGriz = DHiW
by EverettGriz » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:16 pm
A man walks up to the Bobcat ticket booth and asks to buy tickets for the playoffs. The ticket lady tells him there are no tickets to the playoffs available because the cats didn't make it in. He returns the next day asking for tickets to the playoffs. She says "Sir as I told you yesterday, the cats didn't make it to the playoffs so there are no tickets available." Every day for two weeks the man returns asking to buy tickets to the playoffs. Finally after two weeks the lady, exasperated, says "Sir, how many times do I need to tell you, the cats did not make it to the playoffs and there are no tickets."
He replied "I know, I'm from Missoula. I drive over every day just to hear you say that."Booze is the duct tape of life.
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If you look at the date/time stamp on the posts, it appears EverettGriz posted his joke before Chio posted her"s?
Re: Vikings joke
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:28 pm
by GrizinWashington
I believe I did. But 2506 has never let facts stand in his way.
Re: Vikings joke
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:08 pm
by cats2506
Last I heard 3:02 PM is 14 minutes
before 3:16 PM
did you take a um math class Toucat, we already know DHiW cant even tell time
For those of you that dont have your timzone set to GOD's time, you need to keep in mind that the cut and paste of DHiW's post was done from my computer so is set to Mountain time. If you are looking at ChiOcat's post is is displaying the timzone that you selected in the preferences of BN.
DHiW I dont have time to explain what timezons are so you will just have to remain confused.
Re: Vikings joke
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:58 am
by ChiOCat
Toucat wrote:cats2506 wrote:ChiOCat wrote:
Can't see without being a member. Can you give me a synopsis?
EverettGriz = DHiW
by EverettGriz » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:16 pm
A man walks up to the Bobcat ticket booth and asks to buy tickets for the playoffs. The ticket lady tells him there are no tickets to the playoffs available because the cats didn't make it in. He returns the next day asking for tickets to the playoffs. She says "Sir as I told you yesterday, the cats didn't make it to the playoffs so there are no tickets available." Every day for two weeks the man returns asking to buy tickets to the playoffs. Finally after two weeks the lady, exasperated, says "Sir, how many times do I need to tell you, the cats did not make it to the playoffs and there are no tickets."
He replied "I know, I'm from Missoula. I drive over every day just to hear you say that."Booze is the duct tape of life.
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If you look at the date/time stamp on the posts, it appears EverettGriz posted his joke before Chio posted her"s?
Does that matter? I guess I didn't read it as a who said it first. I heard it on the radio (in the correct form
) and thought it was worth sharing.
Re: Vikings joke
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:25 am
by GrizinWashington
Re: Vikings joke
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:13 pm
by Toucat
cats2506 wrote:Last I heard 3:02 PM is 14 minutes
before 3:16 PM
did you take a um math class Toucat, we already know DHiW cant even tell time
For those of you that dont have your timzone set to GOD's time, you need to keep in mind that the cut and paste of DHiW's post was done from my computer so is set to Mountain time. If you are looking at ChiOcat's post is is displaying the timzone that you selected in the preferences of BN.
DHiW I dont have time to explain what timezons are so you will just have to remain confused.
My preferences are set for Mountain Standard Time, with daylight savings time in effect, and shows Chio made her post at 4:02 PM.
I didn't realize GOD doesn't use daylight savings time.
