Vikings joke

ChiOCat · Post by **ChiOCat** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:02 pm

A man walks up to the Vikings ticket booth and asks to buy tickets for the Superbowl. The ticket lady tells him there are no tickets to the Superbowl, the Vikings didn't make it. He returns the next day asking for tickets to the Superbowl. She says "Sir as I told you yesterday, the Vikings didn't make it to the Superbowl so there are no tickets available." Every day for two weeks the man returns asking to buy tickets to the Superbowl. Finally after two weeks the lady, exasperated, says "Sir, how many times do I need to tell you, the Vikings did not make it to the Superbowl and there are no tickets."

He replied "I know, I'm from Green Bay. I drive over every day to hear you say that."

Coyote77 · Post by **Coyote77** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:28 pm

that is very funny, I don't care who you are.

whitetrashgriz · Post by **whitetrashgriz** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:50 pm

ChiOCat · Post by **ChiOCat** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:02 am

whitetrashgriz wrote:

Didn't you read what Coyote said, doesn't matter who you are it's funny!

cats2506 · Post by **cats2506** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:36 pm

Unless your DHiW

http://www.egriz.com/grizboard/viewtopi ... =6&t=44992" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

ChiOCat · Post by **ChiOCat** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:28 am

cats2506 wrote:Unless your DHiW

http://www.egriz.com/grizboard/viewtopi ... =6&t=44992" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Can't see without being a member. Can you give me a synopsis?

cats2506 · Post by **cats2506** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:35 am

ChiOCat wrote:
cats2506 wrote:Unless your DHiW

http://www.egriz.com/grizboard/viewtopi ... =6&t=44992" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Can't see without being a member. Can you give me a synopsis?

EverettGriz = DHiW

by EverettGriz » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:16 pm

A man walks up to the Bobcat ticket booth and asks to buy tickets for the playoffs. The ticket lady tells him there are no tickets to the playoffs available because the cats didn't make it in. He returns the next day asking for tickets to the playoffs. She says "Sir as I told you yesterday, the cats didn't make it to the playoffs so there are no tickets available." Every day for two weeks the man returns asking to buy tickets to the playoffs. Finally after two weeks the lady, exasperated, says "Sir, how many times do I need to tell you, the cats did not make it to the playoffs and there are no tickets."

He replied "I know, I'm from Missoula. I drive over every day just to hear you say that."Booze is the duct tape of life.
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ChiOCat · Post by **ChiOCat** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:48 pm

Well I don't think THAT'S very funny!

Toucat · Post by **Toucat** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:08 pm

cats2506 wrote:
ChiOCat wrote:
cats2506 wrote:Unless your DHiW

http://www.egriz.com/grizboard/viewtopi ... =6&t=44992" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Can't see without being a member. Can you give me a synopsis?
EverettGriz = DHiW

by EverettGriz » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:16 pm

A man walks up to the Bobcat ticket booth and asks to buy tickets for the playoffs. The ticket lady tells him there are no tickets to the playoffs available because the cats didn't make it in. He returns the next day asking for tickets to the playoffs. She says "Sir as I told you yesterday, the cats didn't make it to the playoffs so there are no tickets available." Every day for two weeks the man returns asking to buy tickets to the playoffs. Finally after two weeks the lady, exasperated, says "Sir, how many times do I need to tell you, the cats did not make it to the playoffs and there are no tickets."

He replied "I know, I'm from Missoula. I drive over every day just to hear you say that."Booze is the duct tape of life.

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If you look at the date/time stamp on the posts, it appears EverettGriz posted his joke before Chio posted her"s?

GrizinWashington · Post by **GrizinWashington** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:28 pm

I believe I did. But 2506 has never let facts stand in his way.

cats2506 · Post by **cats2506** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:08 pm

Last I heard 3:02 PM is 14 minutes before 3:16 PM

did you take a um math class Toucat, we already know DHiW cant even tell time

For those of you that dont have your timzone set to GOD's time, you need to keep in mind that the cut and paste of DHiW's post was done from my computer so is set to Mountain time. If you are looking at ChiOcat's post is is displaying the timzone that you selected in the preferences of BN.

DHiW I dont have time to explain what timezons are so you will just have to remain confused.

ChiOCat · Post by **ChiOCat** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:58 am

Toucat wrote:
cats2506 wrote:
ChiOCat wrote:
cats2506 wrote:Unless your DHiW

http://www.egriz.com/grizboard/viewtopi ... =6&t=44992" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Can't see without being a member. Can you give me a synopsis?
EverettGriz = DHiW

by EverettGriz » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:16 pm

A man walks up to the Bobcat ticket booth and asks to buy tickets for the playoffs. The ticket lady tells him there are no tickets to the playoffs available because the cats didn't make it in. He returns the next day asking for tickets to the playoffs. She says "Sir as I told you yesterday, the cats didn't make it to the playoffs so there are no tickets available." Every day for two weeks the man returns asking to buy tickets to the playoffs. Finally after two weeks the lady, exasperated, says "Sir, how many times do I need to tell you, the cats did not make it to the playoffs and there are no tickets."

He replied "I know, I'm from Missoula. I drive over every day just to hear you say that."Booze is the duct tape of life.

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If you look at the date/time stamp on the posts, it appears EverettGriz posted his joke before Chio posted her"s?

Does that matter? I guess I didn't read it as a who said it first. I heard it on the radio (in the correct form

) and thought it was worth sharing.

GrizinWashington · Post by **GrizinWashington** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:25 am

I heard it on the radio (in the correct form )

Toucat · Post by **Toucat** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:13 pm

cats2506 wrote:Last I heard 3:02 PM is 14 minutes before 3:16 PM

did you take a um math class Toucat, we already know DHiW cant even tell time

For those of you that dont have your timzone set to GOD's time, you need to keep in mind that the cut and paste of DHiW's post was done from my computer so is set to Mountain time. If you are looking at ChiOcat's post is is displaying the timzone that you selected in the preferences of BN.

DHiW I dont have time to explain what timezons are so you will just have to remain confused.

My preferences are set for Mountain Standard Time, with daylight savings time in effect, and shows Chio made her post at 4:02 PM.

I didn't realize GOD doesn't use daylight savings time.

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