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Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:10 pm
by AlphaGriz1
This is supposed to be fun.

Pick an athlete that grates on you for their stupid off field actions and create a movie title for them, like:


Making the Cut - The Ray Lewis Story

Fallen Leaf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWCKjrvp ... re=related

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:16 pm
by WORM
gotta feed the children - Latrelle Spreewell
all choked up - latrelle spreewell

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:18 pm
by AlphaGriz1
I just ate my children - The Shawn Kemp Story.
or
Reign in your Eating habits

Image

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:34 pm
by GrizinWashington
Porn movie: "Wilt's Women"

Instructional video from OJ: "How to solve your slice and a murder simultaneously at your local course".

George Brett: "Tarred and Feathered; Apparently I did the wrong kind of Roids"

John Daly staring in "Bellies, Beer Bongs and Bogeys".

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:35 pm
by AlphaGriz1
Nice list

Stuffn It - a Wilt Chamberlain Story **and by Stuffn It we were not talking about a basketball.......this movie not yet rated

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:35 pm
by GrizinWashington
ARod in "Skanky Yankee".

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:21 pm
by Cat-theotherwhitemeat
Dumb Dog Millionaire - Michael Vick

Dusting Billings - Travis Henry

Therapist - Kobe Bryant

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:00 pm
by GrizinWashington
Dumb Dog Millionaire - Michael Vick

:lol: =D^

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:22 am
by AlphaGriz1
Laying Pipe - The Tonya Harding story

Three Men and a Little House Robbery - The U of M football story.

The Bongfather - Michael Phelps

The Art of Whores - A Deon Sanders introspective and Spike Lee joint

Crouching Carruth Hidden Trunk - Rae Carruth

IQ - Mike Tyson

This Bites - Marv Albert

Dazed and Confused - Alonzo Spellman

Hay lok at tzat dogcyckle on the rine - A Dexter Manley produktshun

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:29 am
by BearCat
Die Another Day, or Another Day, Or Maybe The Next Day, God Won't you Just Die Already! - The Bret Favre Story

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:54 am
by GrizinWashington
Good stuff, Alpha. I really liked:
This Bites - Marv Albert
:lol:

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:56 pm
by WYCAT
Rapeless in Colorado - Kobe Bryant

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:04 pm
by rtb
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:Therapist - Kobe Bryant
:lol: Only a few will get that one. Damn you Trebek!

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:30 pm
by AlphaGriz1
WYCAT wrote:Rapeless in Colorado - Kobe Bryant

Utterly GENIUS!!!!

=D^ =D^ =D^ =D^

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:25 pm
by Cat-theotherwhitemeat
rtb wrote:
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:Therapist - Kobe Bryant
:lol: Only a few will get that one. Damn you Trebek!
"I'll take The Rapist for $400."

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:32 pm
by coachouert
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:
rtb wrote:
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:Therapist - Kobe Bryant
:lol: Only a few will get that one. Damn you Trebek!
"I'll take The Rapist for $400."
I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $800.

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:53 pm
by AlphaGriz1
Ms. Seles will take "Knives" for $1000 Alex

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:27 pm
by CapitalCityCat
Billion Dollar Babies - The New York Yankees Story

Bulk Fiction - with special appearances by the Giambi brothers, Ken Caminiti, Rafael Palmiero, Barry Bonds, Jose Canseco, and a multitude of MLB players.

Supersize Me (sequel to Bulk Fiction) - cast yet to be named

Dumb and Dumberest - starring Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson (in order)

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:58 am
by GrizinWashington
Bulk Fiction

Niiiiiiiiice!

Re: Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:02 pm
by AlphaGriz1
6 Pack - BillingsGriz

The Grizfan Wears Prada - BDrizzle

BAC in da Hood - A Brad Bergum rant on the stereotypical African American movies in Hollywood, the KKK and why you are wrong about arguing with him....story.