Best thing yelled during a game.

HelenaCat95 · Post by **HelenaCat95** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:58 pm

Go Scats Go wrote:I heared the student section at UM yell

Roll em in the mud
Roll em in the grass
Shove that football
up their ***

Not clean- but I laughed

Let's all hope that Ms. Diane Beck was not there

GOKATS · Post by **GOKATS** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:09 pm

HelenaCat95 wrote:
Go Scats Go wrote:I heared the student section at UM yell

Roll em in the mud
Roll em in the grass
Shove that football
up their ***

Not clean- but I laughed
Let's all hope that Ms. Diane Beck was not there

I had forgotten about her.

PapaG · Post by **PapaG** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:28 pm

I was playing a JV game at Great Falls High back in HS and a guy on our team got hit in the package.

There was a female ref with rather short hair, and she was laughing while our guy was writhing on the court.

We had a guy on the team who was flat-out hilarious, and he was sitting on the bench at the time, so from our bench I hear this.

"Yeah ref, real funny. You don't know what that feels like...(he paused for effect)...OR MAYBE YOU DO!"

Everybody on the court just busted out laughing. Our player actually didn't get T'd up for that comment. It was so perfect, and being a JV game, everybody in the gym heard it.

orsalak · Post by **orsalak** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:22 pm

When we were playing our rivals in school one guy would chant give me a w... the crowd would say W then he would say give me a estfield..... ESTFIELD. What does that spell Co$% Suckers!!!!! This is a bad one but funny.

grizzh8r · Post by **grizzh8r** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:30 pm

orsalak wrote:When we were playing our rivals in school one guy would chant give me a w... the crowd would say W then he would say give me a estfield..... ESTFIELD. What does that spell Co$% Suckers!!!!! This is a bad one but funny.

Agreed! The first time I heard that I about died laughing...

scottlanz · Post by **scottlanz** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:08 pm

At an ASU baseball game....

"Hey blue, clean the plate!

How do you expect me to help you, if I can't see the plate!!!"

suckitgriz · Post by **suckitgriz** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:24 pm

Give me a B...B. Give me an R...R. Give me an A...A. What's that spell? Bra, Bra, Hold 'em, Hold'em.

CARDIAC_CATS · Post by **CARDIAC_CATS** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:39 pm

Go Scats Go wrote:I heared the student section at UM yell

Roll em in the mud
Roll em in the grass
Shove that football
up their ***

Not clean- but I laughed

I think the MSU crowd was yelling that last year at the Grizzlies. Funny it was if they had never seen mud or grass before

They didn't get the football shoved up their ***, but they did get it shoved down their throats

amsterbison · Post by **amsterbison** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:11 am

I yelled, "Hey, ref, how many fingers am I holding up?" once (for the record, wasn't flipping him off but plenty of people turned around to make sure I wasn't).

It's hard to be witty and yell at the top of your lungs at the same time. so that's about all I can think of.

raincat · Post by **raincat** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:21 pm

Heard at a high school basketball game. The team losing was from a very affluent neighborhood; the team winning from a poor part of town.

Here comes the chant..

That's alright
That's okay
You'll be working
for us someday!

BozCatFan · Post by **BozCatFan** » Tue May 23, 2006 8:03 am

Telling the referee he is late for work at Foot Locker is always a good one too.

Cats15 · Post by **Cats15** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:07 pm

I got a good one- hold your cell phone up and yell to the ref " hey, is this your phone, cause you missed a call!"

Go Scats Go · Post by **Go Scats Go** » Sun May 28, 2006 4:57 pm

Cats15 wrote:I got a good one- hold your cell phone up and yell to the ref " hey, is this your phone, cause you missed a call!"

Lame

BWahlberg · Post by **BWahlberg** » Sun May 28, 2006 6:06 pm

Went to two Mariners v Yankees games in Safeco a few years back (Mariners fan). The seats we had both days had these 6 Yankees fans from us that flew to the game from New York. After being around them enough I figured out that they do this every year, fly to an away series just to talk trash.

They went on the whole game, just classic stuff, and whenever a Mariners fan would try to talk back they'd get shut down and embarassed. It was like watching/listening to art.

The yanks won in both games, unfortunatley, but my best memory was watching these New Yorkers cut down all of these Pacific Northwest people around them.

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But the best thing I ever saw was right here in Missoula, at an Osprey game, right infront of my wife and I these 5 guys sit, I wouldn't call them hippies, but possibly "granolas" they're passing around bottles of Jim Beam and start getting real chatty, they pick out a guy from the other team (Billings Mustangs I think) a HUGE dude that played first base, I don't remember his full name but his first name was Bobby, because they were on him for innings! Bobby had an error in the 2nd, and boy did he hear about it. His 2nd at bat these guys were non-stop until BAM a homer that probably flew into the Clark Fork. Bobby comes around 3rd just staring at these guys, smiling ear to ear. His next at bat the guys start chanting his name and yelling how he's the fattest guy in baseball and them he hits another monster homer. This time his teammates and him are just grinning and nodding to these guys. Good stuff, the guys pretty much left Bobby alone after that.

longhorn_22 · Post by **longhorn_22** » Sun May 28, 2006 6:56 pm

Re/Max Griz wrote:Went to two Mariners v Yankees games in Safeco a few years back (Mariners fan). The seats we had both days had these 6 Yankees fans from us that flew to the game from New York. After being around them enough I figured out that they do this every year, fly to an away series just to talk trash.

They went on the whole game, just classic stuff, and whenever a Mariners fan would try to talk back they'd get shut down and embarassed. It was like watching/listening to art.

The yanks won in both games, unfortunatley, but my best memory was watching these New Yorkers cut down all of these Pacific Northwest people around them.

-----

But the best thing I ever saw was right here in Missoula, at an Osprey game, right infront of my wife and I these 5 guys sit, I wouldn't call them hippies, but possibly "granolas" they're passing around bottles of Jim Beam and start getting real chatty, they pick out a guy from the other team (Billings Mustangs I think) a HUGE dude that played first base, I don't remember his full name but his first name was Bobby, because they were on him for innings! Bobby had an error in the 2nd, and boy did he hear about it. His 2nd at bat these guys were non-stop until BAM a homer that probably flew into the Clark Fork. Bobby comes around 3rd just staring at these guys, smiling ear to ear. His next at bat the guys start chanting his name and yelling how he's the fattest guy in baseball and them he hits another monster homer. This time his teammates and him are just grinning and nodding to these guys. Good stuff, the guys pretty much left Bobby alone after that.

That would be Bobby Mosby, cousin of former MLB player Mo Vaughn. Bobby was extremely fun to watch when he played here in Billings.

raincat · Post by **raincat** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:19 pm

The thing about the Yankee fans is that they are loud, in an intiminating way, and have no civil boundries. The Mariners pride themselves on family athmosphere and total P-C. The Yankee fans come in, start tossing around the F-bombs and the locals are horrified. If someone in a Mariner cap were doing that he would be politely escorted from the premises. But when these heavy set, dark complected, monobrow, trash haulers in NYC garb get cranked up facilities security is not to be seen. I got so p*ssed off at one of these guys I got into a shouting match...
Me: "Darn you, you no good son-of-a-buck. Let's keep it down please, there are children in the vicinity, okay?".
Yankee Fan: FXXK YOU! TAKE YOUR KIDS AND YOUR MARINERS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR A$$!!!"
The Yankee fans then cheer joyusly and party on while the Mariner fans sit there and wish they would just go away.

1BadBobcat · Post by **1BadBobcat** » Tue May 30, 2006 10:28 pm

raincat wrote:The thing about the Yankee fans is that they are loud, in an intiminating way, and have no civil boundries. The Mariners pride themselves on family athmosphere and total P-C. The Yankee fans come in, start tossing around the F-bombs and the locals are horrified. If someone in a Mariner cap were doing that he would be politely escorted from the premises. But when these heavy set, dark complected, monobrow, trash haulers in NYC garb get cranked up facilities security is not to be seen. I got so p*ssed off at one of these guys I got into a shouting match...
Me: "Darn you, you no good son-of-a-buck. Let's keep it down please, there are children in the vicinity, okay?".
Yankee Fan: FXXK YOU! TAKE YOUR KIDS AND YOUR MARINERS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR A$$!!!"
The Yankee fans then cheer joyusly and party on while the Mariner fans sit there and wish they would just go away.

Hey, I happen to be ona dem Yankee fans, soes why don't yous go tak a f%$#*in' hike! Why I outta reach over and slap youse silly. Oh, and bys da ways, tak dem pussy Mariners and shovem ups yous a$$! (just playin' wit ya

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raincat · Post by **raincat** » Wed May 31, 2006 9:41 am

Gret response 1Bad! My brother (rabid Yankee fan) and I go back to NY almost every year to take in a series at Yankee Stadium. Nothing like being in the stands with 40K to 50K of youse guys. Even the pretty, young teenage girls with ponytails hanging out of the back of their Yankee caps can be nasty. I must admit it's fun to watch A-Rod pop out with men on base and get boo'd back to the dugout. Yankee fans are equal opportunity boo-birds. The thing is everyone sitting in that stadium, especially the teen age girls, really understand the game. There is so much to do in New York that you could go broke entertaining yourself. So people tend to be selective when spending their entertainment dollars. Nearly every local coming into Yankee Stadium is a huge Yankee fan otherwise they'd be spending their money on something else.
PS They still don't match up to Oakland Raider fans for creating terror in the hearts of fans of the visiting team!

grizzh8r · Post by **grizzh8r** » Wed May 31, 2006 8:16 pm

raincat wrote:Gret response 1Bad! My brother (rabid Yankee fan) and I go back to NY almost every year to take in a series at Yankee Stadium. Nothing like being in the stands with 40K to 50K of youse guys. Even the pretty, young teenage girls with ponytails hanging out of the back of their Yankee caps can be nasty. I must admit it's fun to watch A-Rod pop out with men on base and get boo'd back to the dugout. Yankee fans are equal opportunity boo-birds. The thing is everyone sitting in that stadium, especially the teen age girls, really understand the game. There is so much to do in New York that you could go broke entertaining yourself. So people tend to be selective when spending their entertainment dollars. Nearly every local coming into Yankee Stadium is a huge Yankee fan otherwise they'd be spending their money on something else.
PS They still don't match up to Oakland Raider fans for creating terror in the hearts of fans of the visiting team!

It was all good until the last sentence. I think I'm gonna retch now..

GOKATS · Post by **GOKATS** » Wed May 31, 2006 8:41 pm

grizzh8r wrote:
raincat wrote:Gret response 1Bad! My brother (rabid Yankee fan) and I go back to NY almost every year to take in a series at Yankee Stadium. Nothing like being in the stands with 40K to 50K of youse guys. Even the pretty, young teenage girls with ponytails hanging out of the back of their Yankee caps can be nasty. I must admit it's fun to watch A-Rod pop out with men on base and get boo'd back to the dugout. Yankee fans are equal opportunity boo-birds. The thing is everyone sitting in that stadium, especially the teen age girls, really understand the game. There is so much to do in New York that you could go broke entertaining yourself. So people tend to be selective when spending their entertainment dollars. Nearly every local coming into Yankee Stadium is a huge Yankee fan otherwise they'd be spending their money on something else.
PS They still don't match up to Oakland Raider fans for creating terror in the hearts of fans of the visiting team!
It was all good until the last sentence. I think I'm gonna retch now..

Never been there for a game, but a Raiders fan since Lamonica.

BTW, Cooper & Gatewood are both on the Raiders roll.

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