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Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by chester Spartanpot » Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:29 pm

Chester will start:

There’s a team that’s called red raiders,
Bout as scary as third graders.
Their home base is in Lubbock,
Chester’s dick they can suck it.
Their sideline best have first aiders.


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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by utucats » Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:23 pm

There once was a girl from Texas,
Her mother she named her Alexis.
She thought Tech boys were great,
Until she met Montana State,
Sent them home with something infectious.


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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by rivercat » Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:13 pm

A West Texas college called Tech,
Thought they'd mop up the 'Cats like the deck,
As the final seconds ticked down,
The Red Raider fans did frown,
And the Cats left with a big fat paycheck!


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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by Steve Steverson » Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:19 pm

Welcome back fellow MSU fan, been a while since we played your bunch. Cousins may have had his first big game against us if I remember right.



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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by catsrback76 » Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:42 pm

The Red Raiders set a table in Texas,
In hopes of having a success,

But in town comes the Cats,
With VIM in their sacks...

So out goes the RR's with whacked-asses!
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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by Hi-Line Bobcat » Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:09 pm

Color me stupid, most would, but please explain to me what a limerick is? I love them, but I feel like I’m missing what they are.


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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by catsrback76 » Fri Aug 30, 2019 12:52 am

Hi-Line Bobcat wrote:
Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:09 pm
Color me stupid, most would, but please explain to me what a limerick is? I love them, but I feel like I’m missing what they are.
Here you go:

"A limerick is a form of verse, usually humorous and frequently rude, in five-line, predominantly anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme of AABBA, in which the first, second and fifth line rhyme, while the third and fourth lines are shorter and share a different rhyme."



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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by catsrback76 » Fri Aug 30, 2019 12:53 am

There is license however in making them work! :D



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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by lutecat » Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:08 am

catsrback76 wrote:
Fri Aug 30, 2019 12:52 am
Hi-Line Bobcat wrote:
Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:09 pm
Color me stupid, most would, but please explain to me what a limerick is? I love them, but I feel like I’m missing what they are.
Here you go:

"A limerick is a form of verse, usually humorous and frequently rude, in five-line, predominantly anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme of AABBA, in which the first, second and fifth line rhyme, while the third and fourth lines are shorter and share a different rhyme."
More or less:
Da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da

Da da da da da
Da da da da da

Da da da da da da da da
However there is some license in how many syllables each line has.

So we could go:
There once was a chap named hi-line(
at the Y he wished he could dine
The ladies he asked on a date
Had too much on their plate
So he's alone now crying in his wine(more syllables here but you read it as if it still had the same rhythm- i.e "so he's alone" is read quicker as to put emphasis on alone to be the syllable and "crying" as one syllable too. say like dodododa da doda da da da da. Same with "at the y" in the second line and "the ladies he asked" in the 3rd. And "had too much". So even though all those phrases and words are multiple syllables they are given the emphasis of a syllable on the last word of the phrase and are read quicker than the rest of the line.



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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by BelgradeBobcat » Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:40 am

catsrback76 wrote:
Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:42 pm

With VIM in their sacks...
=D^ =D^ =D^ :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by catsrback76 » Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:45 am

BelgradeBobcat wrote:
Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:40 am
catsrback76 wrote:
Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:42 pm

With VIM in their sacks...
=D^ =D^ =D^ :lol: :lol: :lol:
Someone got it! :D



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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by cats2506 » Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:55 am

catsrback76 wrote:
Fri Aug 30, 2019 12:52 am
Hi-Line Bobcat wrote:
Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:09 pm
Color me stupid, most would, but please explain to me what a limerick is? I love them, but I feel like I’m missing what they are.
Here you go:

"A limerick is a form of verse, usually humorous and frequently rude, in five-line, predominantly anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme of AABBA, in which the first, second and fifth line rhyme, while the third and fourth lines are shorter and share a different rhyme."
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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by St George » Fri Aug 30, 2019 9:13 am

There once was a man named Dave
Kept a red raider in a cave
He was throwing a fit
And smelled like sh*t
The Cats won the game by a wave



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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by superbobcat » Fri Aug 30, 2019 9:38 am

There once was a Cat name Sterk.
He destroyed the TT offense with his quick jerk.
He had help from Derek and Troy which brought Cat fans great joy.
It left Red Raider fans in an irk.



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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by HelenaCat95 » Fri Aug 30, 2019 9:44 am

Not about Tech.

There once was a guy named Troy
From Dillon, a Beaverhead Cowboy
He could run. He could pass.
He could tackle and kick ass,
He was more of a man than a boy.



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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by GoCats18 » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:46 am

There once was a story they wrote
About a man named Choate
He made Bobby drink Jager
Cause he struck like a dagger
And sunk the Red Raiders boat


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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by MTCat75 » Fri Aug 30, 2019 12:50 pm

Poking fun at the TT red raiders
Is as smart as poking a group of alligators
The outcome could be bad
And the MSU fans could be sad
The red raiders may become the MSU deflators



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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by Andy » Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:00 pm

From an ‘old fart’, dumbest threat yet. Done only because they are 1100 miles from Teddies Ring.



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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by grizzh8r » Sat Aug 31, 2019 1:20 am

Red Raiders new coach is Matt Wells
It's said as a coach he excels
Let's hope by tonight
That Tech's lost the fight
And "Bottom Ten's" where his team dwells.


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Re: Let’s all insult texas tech with a limerick

Post by Joe Bobcat » Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:28 am

There once was a team from Tex Tech
Who were sure the Bobcats they'd wreck
The Cats were deeper than most
So the loss Tex Tech would post
Which left them crying WHAT THE HECK?


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