Good natured ribbing with Cat/Griz
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Re: Good natured ribbing with Cat/Griz
What do you call a female griz fan who takes birth control pills?
A humanitarian.
A humanitarian.
"It was like a coordinated effort by the Missoulian and the police to bring UM Football program down..." eGriz 11/30/12
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Re: Good natured ribbing with Cat/Griz
Q: How many griz fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but he gets 3 credits for it.
A: One, but he gets 3 credits for it.
"It was like a coordinated effort by the Missoulian and the police to bring UM Football program down..." eGriz 11/30/12
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Re: Good natured ribbing with Cat/Griz
Q: What is the difference between an griz cheerleader and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells; the other is a fish.
A: One has whiskers and smells; the other is a fish.
"It was like a coordinated effort by the Missoulian and the police to bring UM Football program down..." eGriz 11/30/12
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Re: Good natured ribbing with Cat/Griz
Q…What’s the difference between a grizzly fan and a grizzly bear?
A…Drivers will swerve to avoid the bear.
A…Drivers will swerve to avoid the bear.
"It was like a coordinated effort by the Missoulian and the police to bring UM Football program down..." eGriz 11/30/12
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Re: Good natured ribbing with Cat/Griz
A guy walks into a store in Bozeman and says, “I want to buy some maroon pants, a maroon shirt, maroon socks and a maroon hat.”
The clerk says, “Let me guess. You must be a griz fan.” The guy says, “How can you tell?” The clerk says, “Because this is a hardware store.”
The clerk says, “Let me guess. You must be a griz fan.” The guy says, “How can you tell?” The clerk says, “Because this is a hardware store.”
"It was like a coordinated effort by the Missoulian and the police to bring UM Football program down..." eGriz 11/30/12
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Two griz fans are driving through the desert complaining about how everyone makes fun of griz fans. They come across a guy in a canoe all decked out in griz gear and trying to row across the sand. The driver stops, gets out of his car and yells out, “Guys like you give us all a bad name. If I could swim. I’d kick your ass.”
"It was like a coordinated effort by the Missoulian and the police to bring UM Football program down..." eGriz 11/30/12
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Johnny says to his mom: I want to be a grizzly when I grow up.
Mom: But Johnny, you can’t do both.
Mom: But Johnny, you can’t do both.
"It was like a coordinated effort by the Missoulian and the police to bring UM Football program down..." eGriz 11/30/12
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An MSU student, an Idaho student and a UM student were all having lunch together on a bridge near the Montana/ID border. The MSU student opens his lunch box and says, “A hotdog again! If I have to eat one more hotdog I’m going to jump off this bridge!” The Idaho student then opens his lunch box and exclaims, “Salad again! If I have to eat salad one more time I’m going to jump too!” Lastly the UM student opens his lunchbox and complains, “Peanut butter and jelly! If I get peanut butter and jelly one more time I’m going to end it all too!” The next day the MSU student finds another hotdog and jumps… the Idaho student got salad again and threw himself off the bridge too… finally the UM student finds peanut butter and jelly again and jumps to his demise as well. Later when the three mothers were grieving the MSU mother cries, “If I had only known he didn’t like hotdogs,” and the Idahoi mother cried, “I thought salad was good for him.” The UM mother then exclaimed, “I don’t understand… he fixed his own lunch every day!”
"It was like a coordinated effort by the Missoulian and the police to bring UM Football program down..." eGriz 11/30/12
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Re: Good natured ribbing with Cat/Griz
**Edit** Deleted my post - was a double.
Last edited by KittieKop on Sat Nov 22, 2014 9:44 am, edited 1 time in total.
"It was like a coordinated effort by the Missoulian and the police to bring UM Football program down..." eGriz 11/30/12
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Re: Good natured ribbing with Cat/Griz
What do they call a crime ring in Missoula?
A huddle
Did you hear about the new honor system at UM?
Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.
A huddle
Did you hear about the new honor system at UM?
Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.
"It was like a coordinated effort by the Missoulian and the police to bring UM Football program down..." eGriz 11/30/12
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Re: Good natured ribbing with Cat/Griz
A griz fan calls 911 and exclaims, "Help me! My brother's had a heart attack; I think he's dead." The 911 operator replies, "Just calm down sir, I'm going to help you. First, make sure your brother isn't breathing." There's a pause on the telephone, followed by two gunshots. The griz fan gets back on the phone and asks, "OK. Now what?"
"It was like a coordinated effort by the Missoulian and the police to bring UM Football program down..." eGriz 11/30/12
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A young ventriloquist is on tour and stops to entertain at a bar in Missoula. He’s doing his usual stupid redneck jokes when a griz fan in the audience stands up and says “I’ve heard just about enough of your smart ass redneck jokes; we ain’t all stupid here in Missoula.” Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the griz fan pipes up: “You stay out of this mister, I’m talking to the smart ass little fella on your knee!”
"It was like a coordinated effort by the Missoulian and the police to bring UM Football program down..." eGriz 11/30/12
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Re: Good natured ribbing with Cat/Griz
Hahahaha ha. Kittie is hands down winner
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Re: Good natured ribbing with Cat/Griz
What do you call 20 UM grizzly fans laying on your lawn?
Fertilizer.
Fertilizer.
"It was like a coordinated effort by the Missoulian and the police to bring UM Football program down..." eGriz 11/30/12
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Re: Good natured ribbing with Cat/Griz
Three griz fans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get the f**k out!!"
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Re: Good natured ribbing with Cat/Griz
Griz fans --
think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.
think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company
think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
all have a sister is the third generation of women in their family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
think Possum is “The Other White Meat”
carry a fishing pole into Sea World.
think subdivision is part of a math problem.
think the OJ Trial was a Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
think the people on Jerry Springer’s show remind them of their neighbors
think fast food is hitting a rabbit at 65 mph.
take a six-pack cooler to church
use a weedeater in your living room.
blue book value of their truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.
think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company
think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
all have a sister is the third generation of women in their family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
think Possum is “The Other White Meat”
carry a fishing pole into Sea World.
think subdivision is part of a math problem.
think the OJ Trial was a Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
think the people on Jerry Springer’s show remind them of their neighbors
think fast food is hitting a rabbit at 65 mph.
take a six-pack cooler to church
use a weedeater in your living room.
blue book value of their truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
UM is the university equivalent of Axe Body Spray and essential oils.
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Re: Good natured ribbing with Cat/Griz
How do you get a griz fan off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
Pay him for the pizza.
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Re: Good natured ribbing with Cat/Griz
How can you tell if a griz football player has a girlfriend?
There's tobacco spit running down the passenger door.
There's tobacco spit running down the passenger door.
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How many griz freshman does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question -- it's a sophomore course.
Trick question -- it's a sophomore course.
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Re: Good natured ribbing with Cat/Griz
Hahahaha Nice work Cledus!!! A party with both you and Kittie would leave everyone with a sore stomach in the morning.
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