lets insult eaglets with a limerick

[Cat Grad]

RJones whined and was teased by a mod
Thanks KMAX, to you I applaud
The rest of EWU's were great
Albeit, a little late
Jones' panties already in a wad

WTF?? What did KMAX do? Don't give that guy credit. He just sits around and collect fat pay checks from BN.com

It all came down to my poetic skills. K-Max = 2 syllables, R.T.B = 3. I'll work on another one for you if it'll make you feel better:

KMAX collects BN's fat checks
Now RTB's muscles he'll flex
But do you know what?
KMAX sends me a cut
Which gives RTB a complex

Alas and Alack!
Where the hell is BAC?
Squabbling among Mods?
They both need Ad(Mod)ishments!

[kmax]

RJones whined and was teased by a mod
Thanks KMAX, to you I applaud
The rest of EWU's were great
Albeit, a little late
Jones' panties already in a wad

WTF?? What did KMAX do? Don't give that guy credit. He just sits around and collect fat pay checks from BN.com

I did it in this thread unlike you, the mod who derailed another thread to do it.

I'll give you credit for the "Cheney Commuter College of the Academically Ineligible" comment or whatever it was though...that was priceless.

[c.falls cat]

An EWU cheerleader asked if I'm from Nantucket?
Montana State I reply, she still wanted to touch it
She says VA has a little one
And cries in bed when they are done
She knows real men wear that blue and gold brain bucket

[desmond1957]

This week it's the Eagles from Cheney
Their aerial game is insaney
But our turf looks like grass
And we'll kick their Red ass
And they'll cry flying home on their planey!!!!

[rtb]

I'll give you credit for the "Cheney Commuter College of the Academically Ineligible" comment or whatever it was though...that was priceless.

Please get it right, we don't want another NCU vs UNC debacle on our hands! The appropriate name is Western Spokane Commuter School for the Academically Ineligible. Anything else would be disrespecting WSCSAI.

Now get back to poetry folks and stop derailing these threads. Right now all of your behavior is classless!!

[grizzh8r]

I'll give you credit for the "Cheney Commuter College of the Academically Ineligible" comment or whatever it was though...that was priceless.

Please get it right, we don't want another NCU vs UNC debacle on our hands! The appropriate name is Western Spokane Commuter School for the Academically Ineligible. Anything else would be disrespecting WSCSAI.

Now get back to poetry folks and stop derailing these threads. Right now all of your behavior is classless!!

Western Idaho Eastern Spokane Uneligible Community College.

Or "WIESUCC" for short...

[Cat Grad]

I'll give you credit for the "Cheney Commuter College of the Academically Ineligible" comment or whatever it was though...that was priceless.

Please get it right, we don't want another NCU vs UNC debacle on our hands! The appropriate name is Western Spokane Commuter School for the Academically Ineligible. Anything else would be disrespecting WSCSAI.

Now get back to poetry folks and stop derailing these threads. Right now all of your behavior is classless!!

Most of us have graduated by now - in fact several of us have masters and higher degrees and several of us teach, coach, etc...

[kmax]

I'll give you credit for the "Cheney Commuter College of the Academically Ineligible" comment or whatever it was though...that was priceless.

Please get it right, we don't want another NCU vs UNC debacle on our hands! The appropriate name is Western Spokane Commuter School for the Academically Ineligible. Anything else would be disrespecting WSCSAI.

Now get back to poetry folks and stop derailing these threads. Right now all of your behavior is classless!!

Most of us have graduated by now - in fact several of us have masters and higher degrees and several of us teach, coach, etc...

Ummmmm....huh?

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[Cat Grad]

I'll give you credit for the "Cheney Commuter College of the Academically Ineligible" comment or whatever it was though...that was priceless.

Please get it right, we don't want another NCU vs UNC debacle on our hands! The appropriate name is Western Spokane Commuter School for the Academically Ineligible. Anything else would be disrespecting WSCSAI.

Now get back to poetry folks and stop derailing these threads. Right now all of your behavior is classless!!

Most of us have graduated by now - in fact several of us have masters and higher degrees and several of us teach, coach, etc...

Ummmmm....huh?

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Several of us have class -- or classes...nevermind...albeit little class(es)...so we have an excuse to not have class...

[CatBlitz]

I'll give you credit for the "Cheney Commuter College of the Academically Ineligible" comment or whatever it was though...that was priceless.

Please get it right, we don't want another NCU vs UNC debacle on our hands! The appropriate name is Western Spokane Commuter School for the Academically Ineligible. Anything else would be disrespecting WSCSAI.

Now get back to poetry folks and stop derailing these threads. Right now all of your behavior is classless!!

Most of us have graduated by now - in fact several of us have masters and higher degrees and several of us teach, coach, etc...

Ummmmm....huh?

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Several of us have class -- or classes...nevermind...albeit little class(es)...so we have an excuse to not have class...

[tdub]

I'll give you credit for the "Cheney Commuter College of the Academically Ineligible" comment or whatever it was though...that was priceless.

Please get it right, we don't want another NCU vs UNC debacle on our hands! The appropriate name is Western Spokane Commuter School for the Academically Ineligible. Anything else would be disrespecting WSCSAI.

Now get back to poetry folks and stop derailing these threads. Right now all of your behavior is classless!!

Most of us have graduated by now - in fact several of us have masters and higher degrees and several of us teach, coach, etc...

Ummmmm....huh?

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Same thing I say after 3/4 of his posts!

[GoldenEagle]

EAGS swoop into Bozeman for a killin
Cats “O” on the sideline be chillin
So let me be blunt
EAGS won’t have to punt
Fresh Bobcat be ready for grillin

[91catAlum]

EAGS swoop into Bozeman for a killin
Cats “O” on the sideline be chillin
So let me be blunt
EAGS won’t have to punt
Fresh Bobcat be ready for grillin

Haha not bad, GE.

[merff33]

To Bozeman come Adams and Kupp
Our CATS already psyched up
The Blue and Gold will WIN
Eagles take one on the chin
Cuz their offense gets blown up!

[tdub]

Seems those Eag fans have found their rhyme
Didn't know they could spell...'bout time
Let see 'bout their math
It'll result in a blood-bath
Like a Bobcat victory, so sublime

[marceag]

Poetry must be a big deal
You should spend more time on the field
The Eags will crush you
The Eags always do
27 and 10, Yeah, its real

[CelticCat]

Poetry must be a big deal
You should spend more time on the field
The Eags will crush you
The Eags always do
27 and 10, Yeah, its real

I expect better from you, not less
Quoting records is so e-qriz-esque
Your poetry is passable
But your smack talk laughable
Come Saturday the Cats will put this to rest

[GoldenEagle]

EAGS stroll into Bobcat Stadium to play
A turd lagoon awaits in lay
As the kickoff ensues
The teams puke on their shoes
Now the bobcats play forever away

[tdub]

Poetry must be a big deal
You should spend more time on the field
The Eags will crush you
The Eags always do
27 and 10, Yeah, its real

My playing days at defensive end
In the past, my body did mend
Nary a repercussion
Not one concussion
Can still rhyme with intent to offend

[Joe Bobcat]

One for the offense and one for the defense.

Cat offense with weapons galore
Will beat Eag. D that’s just so poor
Cat QB Prukop
Eagles cannot stop
So Cats will score and score far more

Caution eagles this ain’t the past
No Cats will play with arms in cast
So look out old Vernon
You bout to get a learnin
From Cat D healthy mean and fast