lets insult eaglets with a limerick
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick
So wait, was rjones upset cause of what was in the limericks or because the were not in the correct form? Now I'm confused...
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick
There once was a man from Nantucket......................
GO CATS!!!!!!!
I suck at limericks
GO CATS!!!!!!!
I suck at limericks
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick
Maybe rjones is partial to haikus.
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick
There once was a college from Cheney
Whose stadium field was stainy
It looked like the blood
Of a menstrual flood
With an odor that made it smell gamey
Whose stadium field was stainy
It looked like the blood
Of a menstrual flood
With an odor that made it smell gamey
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick
EWU your team is top two
You may beat our Cats
But I must be meanie
Your carpet’s ugly
And you have to live in Cheney
You may beat our Cats
But I must be meanie
Your carpet’s ugly
And you have to live in Cheney
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick
You must be fun at a party,Rjones61 wrote:Classless.
This is going to look awfully stupid when you get your ass kicked.
In class you point "HE IS TARDY!!!
This is Chester's bit,
Go away you sh*t.
And blow your boyfriend O Hardy.
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick
Rjones61 says us Cat fans are classless
He hopes that we'll get our ass kicked
But I think he's just sad
Cause his rhyming is bad
Like the Griz he needs some more practice
He hopes that we'll get our ass kicked
But I think he's just sad
Cause his rhyming is bad
Like the Griz he needs some more practice
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick
A victory the EAGS will contrive
No need keeping Kitty hopes alive
Now this may sound cold
But the cats will get rolled
Like last year EAGS score every drive
No need keeping Kitty hopes alive
Now this may sound cold
But the cats will get rolled
Like last year EAGS score every drive
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick
They've got Hamlin, and Adams and Kupp
And a Cowherd that won't ever shut up
The fans from Spocompton
a bandwagon they hopped on
And that red turf is really just fuq'd up
How many Elmo's must've been killed
In making that fugly red field?
It's a poor gimmick
But makes a nice limerick
Even when not poetically skilled
And a Cowherd that won't ever shut up
The fans from Spocompton
a bandwagon they hopped on
And that red turf is really just fuq'd up
How many Elmo's must've been killed
In making that fugly red field?
It's a poor gimmick
But makes a nice limerick
Even when not poetically skilled
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No one will care about your rhymes,
When V-A begins dropping dimes,
Touchdown! Eagles win,
Cats torched yet again,
Hahaha better luck next time.
When V-A begins dropping dimes,
Touchdown! Eagles win,
Cats torched yet again,
Hahaha better luck next time.
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick
Screamin_Eagle174's verse of five
Is just turkey jive
Coming to Bozeman is risky
And even if they play frisky
It won't be 'nuf to get out of town alive.
Is just turkey jive
Coming to Bozeman is risky
And even if they play frisky
It won't be 'nuf to get out of town alive.
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick
From the state where being a dope is legal
Comes to Bozeman pride of the Golden Eagle
With hopes of no wrong
But results like Cheech and Chong
They return home to lick their beagles.
Hey, far out mannn!
Comes to Bozeman pride of the Golden Eagle
With hopes of no wrong
But results like Cheech and Chong
They return home to lick their beagles.
Hey, far out mannn!
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick
GoldenEagle wrote:A victory the EAGS will contrive
No need keeping Kitty hopes alive
Now this may sound cold
But the cats will get rolled
Like last year EAGS score every drive
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick
I'm happy you all joined in EWU fans. Makes this fun.ewuranger29 wrote:GoldenEagle wrote:A victory the EAGS will contrive
No need keeping Kitty hopes alive
Now this may sound cold
But the cats will get rolled
Like last year EAGS score every drive
RJones whined and was teased by a mod
Thanks KMAX, to you I applaud
The rest of EWU's were great
Albeit, a little late
Jones' panties already in a wad
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick
tdub wrote:I'm happy you all joined in EWU fans. Makes this fun.ewuranger29 wrote:GoldenEagle wrote:A victory the EAGS will contrive
No need keeping Kitty hopes alive
Now this may sound cold
But the cats will get rolled
Like last year EAGS score every drive
RJones whined and was teased by a mod
Thanks KMAX, to you I applaud
The rest of EWU's were great
Albeit, a little late
Jones' panties already in a wad
Classless.... just classless.
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WTF?? What did KMAX do? Don't give that guy credit. He just sits around and collect fat pay checks from BN.comtdub wrote:RJones whined and was teased by a mod
Thanks KMAX, to you I applaud
The rest of EWU's were great
Albeit, a little late
Jones' panties already in a wad
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick
What's the deal with MSU,
That septic tank stinks, oh my PU,
I'm thinking that stinking can go to Hell,
Cause all MSU thinks about is that stinking cowbell.
*side note; Bozeman is a great place to watch a football game in Sept.!
That septic tank stinks, oh my PU,
I'm thinking that stinking can go to Hell,
Cause all MSU thinks about is that stinking cowbell.
*side note; Bozeman is a great place to watch a football game in Sept.!
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick
You obviously have us confusedObzerver wrote:What's the deal with MSU,
That septic tank stinks, oh my PU,
I'm thinking that stinking can go to Hell,
Cause all MSU thinks about is that stinking cowbell.
*side note; Bozeman is a great place to watch a football game in Sept.!
With the cesspool Exit 105 group
Who shall return very unamused
Y'all won't know what hit
After our defense leaves your kids feeling like other than fit...
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick
There once was a player named Jones
Who a few years ago took one to his "bone"
The Cats will win
They will learn of our VIM
And the Eagles will go home alone
Who a few years ago took one to his "bone"
The Cats will win
They will learn of our VIM
And the Eagles will go home alone
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick
It all came down to my poetic skills. K-Max = 2 syllables, R.T.B = 3. I'll work on another one for you if it'll make you feel better:rtb wrote:WTF?? What did KMAX do? Don't give that guy credit. He just sits around and collect fat pay checks from BN.comtdub wrote:RJones whined and was teased by a mod
Thanks KMAX, to you I applaud
The rest of EWU's were great
Albeit, a little late
Jones' panties already in a wad
KMAX collects BN's fat checks
Now RTB's muscles he'll flex
But do you know what?
KMAX sends me a cut
Which gives RTB a complex
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