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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by kmax » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:21 pm

So wait, was rjones upset cause of what was in the limericks or because the were not in the correct form? Now I'm confused... :lol:

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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by merff33 » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:36 pm

There once was a man from Nantucket......................


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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by Hawks86 » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:43 pm

Maybe rjones is partial to haikus.


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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by Helcat72 » Thu Sep 18, 2014 4:31 pm

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Whose stadium field was stainy
It looked like the blood
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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by webdav » Thu Sep 18, 2014 4:52 pm

EWU your team is top two
You may beat our Cats
But I must be meanie
Your carpet’s ugly
And you have to live in Cheney



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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by chester Spartanpot » Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:22 pm

Rjones61 wrote:Classless.

This is going to look awfully stupid when you get your ass kicked.
You must be fun at a party,
In class you point "HE IS TARDY!!!
This is Chester's bit,
Go away you sh*t.
And blow your boyfriend O Hardy.

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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by utucats » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:23 pm

Rjones61 says us Cat fans are classless
He hopes that we'll get our ass kicked
But I think he's just sad
Cause his rhyming is bad
Like the Griz he needs some more practice


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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by GoldenEagle » Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:02 pm

A victory the EAGS will contrive
No need keeping Kitty hopes alive
Now this may sound cold
But the cats will get rolled
Like last year EAGS score every drive



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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by Triple C » Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:13 am

They've got Hamlin, and Adams and Kupp
And a Cowherd that won't ever shut up
The fans from Spocompton
a bandwagon they hopped on
And that red turf is really just fuq'd up


How many Elmo's must've been killed
In making that fugly red field?
It's a poor gimmick
But makes a nice limerick
Even when not poetically skilled


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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by Screamin_Eagle174 » Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:46 am

No one will care about your rhymes,
When V-A begins dropping dimes,
Touchdown! Eagles win,
Cats torched yet again,
Hahaha better luck next time.


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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by AlfredEBobcat » Fri Sep 19, 2014 1:06 am

Screamin_Eagle174's verse of five
Is just turkey jive
Coming to Bozeman is risky
And even if they play frisky
It won't be 'nuf to get out of town alive.


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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by AlfredEBobcat » Fri Sep 19, 2014 1:10 am

From the state where being a dope is legal
Comes to Bozeman pride of the Golden Eagle
With hopes of no wrong
But results like Cheech and Chong
They return home to lick their beagles.

Hey, far out mannn!


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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by ewuranger29 » Fri Sep 19, 2014 4:30 am

GoldenEagle wrote:A victory the EAGS will contrive
No need keeping Kitty hopes alive
Now this may sound cold
But the cats will get rolled
Like last year EAGS score every drive
:)


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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by tdub » Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:04 am

ewuranger29 wrote:
GoldenEagle wrote:A victory the EAGS will contrive
No need keeping Kitty hopes alive
Now this may sound cold
But the cats will get rolled
Like last year EAGS score every drive
:)
I'm happy you all joined in EWU fans. Makes this fun.

RJones whined and was teased by a mod
Thanks KMAX, to you I applaud
The rest of EWU's were great
Albeit, a little late
Jones' panties already in a wad


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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by mslacatfan » Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:26 am

tdub wrote:
ewuranger29 wrote:
GoldenEagle wrote:A victory the EAGS will contrive
No need keeping Kitty hopes alive
Now this may sound cold
But the cats will get rolled
Like last year EAGS score every drive
:)
I'm happy you all joined in EWU fans. Makes this fun.

RJones whined and was teased by a mod
Thanks KMAX, to you I applaud
The rest of EWU's were great
Albeit, a little late
Jones' panties already in a wad

Classless.... just classless.


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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by rtb » Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:47 am

tdub wrote:RJones whined and was teased by a mod
Thanks KMAX, to you I applaud
The rest of EWU's were great
Albeit, a little late
Jones' panties already in a wad
WTF?? What did KMAX do? Don't give that guy credit. He just sits around and collect fat pay checks from BN.com


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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by Obzerver » Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:53 am

What's the deal with MSU,
That septic tank stinks, oh my PU,
I'm thinking that stinking can go to Hell,
Cause all MSU thinks about is that stinking cowbell.

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*side note; Bozeman is a great place to watch a football game in Sept.!



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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by Cat Grad » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:07 am

Obzerver wrote:What's the deal with MSU,
That septic tank stinks, oh my PU,
I'm thinking that stinking can go to Hell,
Cause all MSU thinks about is that stinking cowbell.

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*side note; Bozeman is a great place to watch a football game in Sept.!
You obviously have us confused
With the cesspool Exit 105 group
Who shall return very unamused
Y'all won't know what hit
After our defense leaves your kids feeling like other than fit...



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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by WeedKillinCat » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:22 am

There once was a player named Jones
Who a few years ago took one to his "bone"
The Cats will win
They will learn of our VIM
And the Eagles will go home alone


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Re: lets insult eaglets with a limerick

Post by tdub » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:36 am

rtb wrote:
tdub wrote:RJones whined and was teased by a mod
Thanks KMAX, to you I applaud
The rest of EWU's were great
Albeit, a little late
Jones' panties already in a wad
WTF?? What did KMAX do? Don't give that guy credit. He just sits around and collect fat pay checks from BN.com
It all came down to my poetic skills. K-Max = 2 syllables, R.T.B = 3. I'll work on another one for you if it'll make you feel better:

KMAX collects BN's fat checks
Now RTB's muscles he'll flex
But do you know what?
KMAX sends me a cut
Which gives RTB a complex
:lol:


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