lets insult eaglets with a limerick

chester Spartanpot · Post by **chester Spartanpot** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:57 am

chester to start:

"Offense" is the word of the day,
for they have a douche named VA.
Chester don't care,
upsets in the air.
Lord that red turf sh*t is still ghay.

LTown Cat · Post by **LTown Cat** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:59 am

chester Spartanpot wrote:chester to start:

"Offense" is the word of the day,
for they have a douche named VA.
Chester don't care,
upsets in the air.
Lord that red turf sh*t is still ghay.

This might be your best work to date!

catscat · Post by **catscat** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 10:59 am

Our defense wins the day,
Stuffing the run our forte,
Try us by air,
you'll get nowhere.
Bobcats will win going away.

Rjones61 · Post by **Rjones61** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:27 am

Classless.

This is going to look awfully stupid when you get your ass kicked.

Post by **kmax** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:31 am

Somebody forgot to grab their sense of humor when they woke up this morning.

ilovethecats · Post by **ilovethecats** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:32 am

CelticCat · Post by **CelticCat** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:40 am

There once was a poster form nowhere
for our weekly limericks he did not care
he is rjones61
and he is certainly no fun
that these lyrmics are in jest he's unaware

91catAlum · Post by **91catAlum** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:40 am

Rjones61 wrote:Classless.

This is going to look awfully stupid when you get your ass kicked.

Lighten up Francis. We do this every week. Usually our opponents fans join in as well. Try it, it's fun!

ImagineSanta · Post by **ImagineSanta** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:51 am

Rjones61 wrote:Classless.

This is going to look awfully stupid when you get your ass kicked.

Can you imagine what the conversation would look like when he told someone about this?

Rjones: And, and, and then they did something that was totally classless on BN!
Fellow Eagles Fan: What?
RJ: They made nasty limericks about EWU? They said mean things in it and it was totally classless on their part! They are going to look dumb when VA and crew gets to them!
FEF: What's a limerick?

And scene.

Rich K · Post by **Rich K** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:58 am

Wah wah wah wah wah wah eaglet
wah wah wah wah wah wah upset
wah wah wah wah wah
wah wah wah wah wah
wah wah wah wah wah pants wet.

mslacatfan · Post by **mslacatfan** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:50 pm

[quote="CelticCat"]There once was a poster form nowhere
for our weekly limericks he did not care
he is rjones61
and he is certainly no fun
that these lyrmics are in jest he's unaware[/quote

bobcatmaniac · Post by **bobcatmaniac** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:04 pm

Adams and crew are a'coming
Our noses at them we'll be thumbing
Those birds will be squawking
During the eagles defrocking
What's left of them we'll use for chumming.

catscat · Post by **catscat** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:16 pm

Rjones61 wrote:Classless.

This is going to look awfully stupid when you get your ass kicked.

And prophetic if we don't.

grizzh8r · Post by **grizzh8r** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:17 pm

Eag's have a QB named Vernon
Props go to VA; he's earned 'em
But this Saturday
Cat's D comes to play
"Number 1" tattoo's his sternum

CatBlitz · Post by **CatBlitz** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:22 pm

grizzh8r wrote:Eag's have a QB named Vernon
Props go to VA; he's earned 'em
But this Saturday
Cat's D comes to play
"Number 1" tattoo's his sterunm

Darth Yoda · Post by **Darth Yoda** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:54 pm

A poster named RJones has a stick in his tushy
He thinks we are all being a little douchy
Most know we joke in fun
We are still far from done
And now RJones' buttons we will pushy.

Bobcat Sig · Post by **Bobcat Sig** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:33 pm

ImagineSanta wrote:
Rjones61 wrote:Classless.

This is going to look awfully stupid when you get your ass kicked.
Can you imagine what the conversation would look like when he told someone about this?

Rjones: And, and, and then they did something that was totally classless on BN!
Fellow Eagles Fan: What?
RJ: They made nasty limericks about EWU? They said mean things in it and it was totally classless on their part! They are going to look dumb when VA and crew gets to them!
FEF: What's a limerick?

And scene.

This is comedy gold right here. Nicely done, sir.

grizzh8r · Post by **grizzh8r** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:33 pm

And by the way, the format of a limeric is as follows

Lines 1 & 2 - 8 syllables
Lines 3 & 4 - 5 syllables
Line 5 - 8 Syllables.

The last word of lines 1,2, and 5 must rhyme

The last word of lines 3 and 4 must rhyme.

Usually, all of the last words don't rhyme with each other.

mslacatfan · Post by **mslacatfan** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:15 pm

grizzh8r wrote:And by the way, the format of a limeric is as follows

Lines 1 & 2 - 8 syllables
Lines 3 & 4 - 5 syllables
Line 5 - 8 Syllables.

The last word of lines 1,2, and 5 must rhyme

The last word of lines 3 and 4 must rhyme.

Usually, all of the last words don't rhyme with each other.

yeah idiots, get it right!

GoldenEagle · Post by **GoldenEagle** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:18 pm

My first time on your forum
So don’t be deploring
The Bobcats are smiling
Cuz Prukop is rolling
But VA will be chucking
And the kitties will need consoling.

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