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Post by AnchorCat » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:13 pm

What's the difference between a Harley and a Grizzly cheerleader?

Not everyone's ridden a Harley.



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Post by AnchorCat » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:18 pm

Why is ice no longer available in Washington-Grizzly stadium.

The senior who knew the recipe graduated.



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Post by AnchorCat » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:21 pm

What do you say to a UM alum on the MSU campus?

Hey, taxi!



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Post by AnchorCat » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:00 pm

What do you call Montana State?

A tier 3 school.

What do you call University of Montana?

A tier 4 school.

(Oops - that's not a joke, it's true!)



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Post by AnchorCat » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:21 pm

Grizlaw wrote:Two Cat fans go moose hunting in a remote part of Alaska, where they have to be flown into by plane. While hunting, they kill three moose, which they then dragged back to the plane. When they arrive back at the plane, the pilot says "Sorry, boys, but the plane's engines are only strong enough to carry two moose; you're going to have to leave the third one behind."

After some whining and arguing with the pilot, he finally agrees to try to fly all three moose back to civilization, so they load the moose onto the plane and take off. After flying a while, the plane's engines start to sputter and the plane crashes. Fortunately, no one was injured, and as the two MSU grads pull themselves from the wreckage, the first MSU grad asks the second: "Do you know where we are?" And the second MSU grad responds "Well, it looks like we're in about the same place where we crashed last year."
You forgot the punch line: the pilot was a UofM alum.



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Post by AnchorCat » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:28 pm

Grizlaw wrote:Or here's one:

Q. What did the Griz fan say to the Cat fan who actually created a brand new account on a message board just to point out a spelling mistake made by a Griz fan?

A. You need a life, man!

;)
What do you say to a Gizzly who spends his time on a Bobcat message board?

Who is it that needs to get a life????
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Post by JahGriz » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:40 pm

egriz posts:

CatzWillRise
Total posts: 229

El_Gato
Total posts: 348

mquast53000
Total posts: 170

Hells bells
Total posts: 443

bobcatnation posts

GrizLaw
Total posts: 213

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anchor, will you say the same to these bobcat fans on egriz? Just curious.



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Post by CelticCat » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:52 pm

JahGriz : 161
GavinDonos : 149
Bozgriz : 196
VictorG : 189
BearBAC : 499
Nick : 148
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Post by jagur1 » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:56 pm

a free clue: you just really really hurt Gavins feelings.


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Post by JahGriz » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:58 pm

I wasn't the one telling people to get a life celtic. :wink:



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Post by UMclassof2002 » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:02 pm

AnchorCat wrote:What do you call Montana State?

A tier 3 school.

What do you call University of Montana?

A tier 4 school.

(Oops - that's not a joke, it's true!)

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/edu/colleg ... _brief.php
University of Montana
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32 Campus Drive
Missoula, MT 59812

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General Information
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Year founded: 1893
Religious affiliation: None
Academic calendar: Semester
Undergraduate student body: 10,379
Setting: Urban

Fall 2005 Admissions
Application deadline: Rolling
Application fee: $30
Selectivity: Selective

U.S. News Ranking
U.S. News ranking: National Universities, third tier
http://www.usnews.com/usnews/edu/colleg ... _brief.php


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Bozeman, MT 59717

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U.S. News ranking: National Universities, fourth tier

You were saying?



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Post by Grizlaw » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:03 pm

AnchorCat wrote:What do you say to a Gizzly who spends his time on a Bobcat message board?

Who is it that needs to get a life????
"No, YOU need a life."

Come on, man, is that really all you've got? You suck at this.

Be original. :)

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Post by JahGriz » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:24 pm

Oh great 2002, what are you making fun of dyslexia? Only a Griz fan would make fun of dyslexia, you heartless bastage. :wink:

Next cat post: "3rd tier, 4th tier, whats the difference"
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Post by mquast53000 » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:32 pm

CelticCat wrote:JahGriz : 161
GavinDonos : 149
Bozgriz : 196
VictorG : 189
BearBAC : 499
Nick : 148
How about MEAT! 1000 POSTS!!!

All of my posts are from that word association game anyway… :shock:
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Post by Hell's Bells » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:55 pm

mquast53000 wrote:
CelticCat wrote:JahGriz : 161
GavinDonos : 149
Bozgriz : 196
VictorG : 189
BearBAC : 499
Nick : 148
How about MEAT! 1000 POSTS!!!

All of my posts are from that word association game anyway… :shock:
im sure theres more griz fans at bobcat nation...


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Post by wbtfg » Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:00 pm

CelticCat wrote:JahGriz : 161
GavinDonos : 149
Bozgriz : 196
VictorG : 189
BearBAC : 499
Nick : 148

psssst....Gavin's a Bobcat



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Post by CelticCat » Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:09 pm

whoops. ;)


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Post by JahGriz » Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:15 pm

Hell's Bells wrote: im sure theres more griz fans at bobcat nation...
But of course, and I'm sure your Dads can beat up our Dads. Griz win due to luck, cats win due to skill. Bobcat fans are the salt of the earth, and Griz fans are hell spawn. Bobcats come from a 3rd tier school, and Griz from a 4th teir...oh wait, I guess the last on isn't true. It just like a Griz fan to be wrong all the time, sorry.



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Post by Grizlaw » Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:25 pm

JahGriz wrote:Oh great 2002, what are you making fun of dyslexia? Only a Griz fan would make fun of dyslexia, you heartless bastage. :wink:

Next cat post: "3rd tier, 4th tier, whats the difference"
Nah, they won't say that; they'll say that U.S. News sucks anyway, and that we should ignore U.S. News and only look at whatever publication it is (which I've never actually seen or heard any Cat fan give me the title of, btw) that every Cat alum cites as ranking their engineering program at #1 in the country (ahead of Cal Tech, MIT and Harvard, no less). ;)



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Post by El_Gato » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:10 pm

A Cat fan & a griz fan happen upon a naked woman laying dead in a ditch by the side of the road. They call 911 and report the information and the dispatcher asks them to stay there until a detective arrives. Both men are a little uncomfortable waiting there with the woman laying naked right by the highway so the Cat fan removes his Bobcat sweatshirt and lays it over the woman's chest. The griz fan removes his Grizzly cap and places it over her pubic region. Eventually the detective arrives and begins his investigation.

After questioning both men, he lifts the Bobcat sweatshirt, examines the body for a second, and then places it back over the dead woman's chest. Next, he lifts up the Grizzly cap, examines for a moment, then puts the cap back. He then lifts the cap again, gets a strange look on his face, and then puts it back again. He does this several more times before the griz fan grabs the detective and shouts "Hey pal! What are you, some kinda sicko or somethin'?"

The detective replies "No, no, not at all. It's just that I usually find an a$$hole under a Grizzly cap!"


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