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jiz excuses
What will be the top excuses the jiz give after being pummeled by NDSt?
10. Monte was having a bad day.
9. Their offense got gassed because they were scoring so much so quickly.
8. The smoke got in their eyes.
7. Stitt took a Stitt.
6. They kicked off to start both halves.
5. To many players tazed them selves the night before at a frat party.
4. NDSt's cheerleaders were flirting with the jiz.
3. It was too loud, even for the jiz.
2. ESPN took too much time for tv time outs, that gave the bison a rest.
and the Number 1. excuse is????
10. Monte was having a bad day.
9. Their offense got gassed because they were scoring so much so quickly.
8. The smoke got in their eyes.
7. Stitt took a Stitt.
6. They kicked off to start both halves.
5. To many players tazed them selves the night before at a frat party.
4. NDSt's cheerleaders were flirting with the jiz.
3. It was too loud, even for the jiz.
2. ESPN took too much time for tv time outs, that gave the bison a rest.
and the Number 1. excuse is????
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Re: jiz excuses
We had too many linebackers suspended.
Not enough wide receivers on the roster.
I can't believe Nick Saban didn't leave Alabama to take the head coaching job.
Players are having issues dealing with the new player conduct policy.
VA should have have transferred here. Would have a much better chance at going pro.
Not enough wide receivers on the roster.
I can't believe Nick Saban didn't leave Alabama to take the head coaching job.
Players are having issues dealing with the new player conduct policy.
VA should have have transferred here. Would have a much better chance at going pro.
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Re: jiz excuses
AG1 and Htown have been spearheading our recruiting. The a$$wipe approach has not endeared recruits to the Griz.
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Re: jiz excuses
Liberal studies classes have made them soft. Thought they should give a win to NDSU.
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Re: jiz excuses
We werent loud enough when we were on offense (testament to their fans football knowledge).
Our team was too over confident since we have the best players in the country. We probably should join the PAC 12.
Our team was too over confident since we have the best players in the country. We probably should join the PAC 12.
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Re: jiz excuses
NDSU must have deflated the balls.
We should have hired Bobby.
We are a cold weather team. Oops, that didn't work with Coastal Carolina.
We should have hired Bobby.
We are a cold weather team. Oops, that didn't work with Coastal Carolina.
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Re: jiz excuses
Too much swagger
Didn't want to show all the plays in play book.
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Didn't want to show all the plays in play book.
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Re: jiz excuses
If you thought that little storm you went through last week was bad.....just wait until I cloud up and rain all over your parade.LongTimeCatFan wrote:AG1 became a NDSU fan and gave away the Griz playbook
Oh and the reason we lost this game is because NDSU is the best FCS team in the country. They have better players and more talent.
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Re: jiz excuses
AlphaGriz1 wrote:If you thought that little storm you went through last week was bad.....just wait until I cloud up and rain all over your parade.LongTimeCatFan wrote:AG1 became a NDSU fan and gave away the Griz playbook
Oh and the reason we lost this game is because NDSU is the best FCS team in the country. They have better players and more talent.
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Re: jiz excuses
You guys are forgetting that we "are playing our cards close to the vest and didnt want to show the BSC all our tricks"
The field conditions didnt play into our strengths
The refs
The sun was out on the east side of the field too long
Brady deflated our balls
We are still not over Ray Lewis murdering those guys at the Super Bowl a few years back.
The field conditions didnt play into our strengths
The refs
The sun was out on the east side of the field too long
Brady deflated our balls
We are still not over Ray Lewis murdering those guys at the Super Bowl a few years back.
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