Four college football fans were mountain climbing. As they ascended to the peak, they were arguing about which fans were the toughest. When they got to the top, the Weber State fan said, "I'll show you whose tough!" He then ran to the edge and jumped off yelling, "This is for the Wildcats!" Not to be outdone, the Eastern fan jumped off screaming, "This is for the Eagles". Seeing this, the Montana fan walked to the edge and proclaimed, "This is for everyone!", and he pushed the cat fan over the side.
We're all here 'cause we ain't all there.