1. I hate Jizz fans. Just like clockwork as Cat-Jizz game moves closer and closer the ****** on the internet/facebook/forums fill up with ****** talking from both sides about who will win. But Jizz fans take it to a whole different level by making themselves look even more ignorant this year than last year.
2. They have terrible sportsmanship. When the Jizz beat the Cats (which isn't going to happen this year), they have no problem giving us Cats ****** about it for the next year. But when the Cats beat the Jizz (which is going to happen this year), they get offended and all they ever say is "Well I'm glad that someone from Montana is going to the playoffs". I can’t even watch a Missoula broadcasted game because, if I only just listened and not watched, I would think the Jizzlies never make one mistake in a game. When they lose, the clouds over Missoula are so low, I can’t see the flathead valley and a ref must have made a bad call or someone cheated. The clouds will be lower every year from here on for the Jizz. Learn how to be second best. And the coach making his statements about not having a fair amount of tape. Sounds like this problem just surfaced and I wonder if it has to do with the fact that he knows they’re gonna lose. Pulling on strings looking for excuses already.
3. There so god damn arrogant. It stinks up a room anywhere I go in the state. I don’t even I think I need to go in to detail to make my point with this one.
4. The Stadium. Hey look, we finally raised enough money to renovate our stadium, way to go bobcats. Hey look, we are going to put in some lights, awesome night games! But all I can hear from jizz fans is “we had it before you”, “everyone wants to be us.” Fu3*in dream on. “We were already planning on putting lights in Jizzwash, you stole our idea.” I have never been to a game in Missoula and never want to except to maybe see the Bobcats kick the ****** out the Jizz again in the future. And know that doesn’t show that I’m a terrible fan, “I’m a bandwagon fan who just started voicing support” and don’t have school spirit for not following the Cats around to games. Implying that MSU is full of bandwagon fans, and that it isn't the case in Missoula. They've had to expand the stadium in Missoula 3 times in the last 8 years due to so many bandwagon fans. I grew up In Polson, MT and wear my blue and gold every time I’m home. I hate Jizz fans, and like a lot of people, I have to listen to the game because I work for a living, but mostly because I just don’t like the fans. Ignorant Jizz fans.
5. The Record. 69-36-5. They just begin and answer everything with “69-36-5 enough said”. Educate the uneducated Missoula. Here let me do the math for you moron. Since 1950 (what is considered the modern ERA of college football, the record is 35-26 and that is landslide right? What is even more interesting is that since 1956, MSU's first National Championship, it is 29-26. Wow, even more of a landslide for the idiots from UM. Yeah, this is really a one-sided rivalry. If I was you, I would keep acting like most Jump on the Band Wagon jizz fans and go around bragging like an idiot. I will dump my beer on you when you speak stupid ****** like this.
6. The Hippies. They suck too.
7. Their Defense. They’re talking about their defense like it is the second coming of Christ. MSU better be careful and sneak around town when UM arrives. MSU and UM are #1 and #2 respectively in the Big Sky in Total Defense, Rushing Defense, and Passing Defense. Sure they’ve got us in Turnover Margin, but how many of those turnovers were in the hard fought Western Oregon Game LMFAO. We lost four in the Weber Game in Twenty Minutes and fought back with composure and walked away with it in easy fashion. My point. It’s a defense like any other defense and Our O-line will do their job to a T like they have been all year long, fighting through injuries and line shifts to fill vacancies, and walk all over Montana on Saturday. Our defense will hold their offense to 250 yards total and Trumaine will get tazed again while arguing with a ref. Our offense will eat up yards all afternoon on their way to an outright title and a #1 playoff spot and I won’t even say a word to you as you slink back to Missoula, your foot in your mouth, and my foot in your ass, because that’s something a Trashy Jizz fan would do. Go Cats.