I mistakenly posted this in the Bobcat Football Board without realizing that there was a dedicated board for smack talk. Looks like I learned something new today.
BREAKING NEWS: University of Montana football practice was delayed for nearly two hours at the team’s practice facility in Missoula on Monday. An unnamed U of M football player, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white substance on the practice field. Head coach Robin Pflugrad immediately suspended practice while local law enforcement was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the Missoula police department determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was allowed to resume when investigators concluded that the team was not likely to encounter the substance again.