Sports Quiz

[GrizinWashington]

Okay, we all think we're pretty knowledgeable at sports. Here's an opportunity to test your mettle. Take the Sports Quiz below and measure yourself against your buddies.





1. Montana is to Montana State as hammer is to _______________?

a) Nail
b) Eggshell
c) Glass
d) Christmas Ornament


2. When discussing the University of Montana with fans from another state, the most common comment you hear is ______________________"?

a) Man, those guys are dominant.
b) No WAY does any FBS team in their right mind schedule those guys.
c) I mean, Pete Carroll is good, but he's no Bobby Hauck
d) Terrific program, terrific facilities, terrific coach, terrific players. They've got the complete package.

3. When discussing Montana State University with fans from another state, the most common comment you hear is _______________?

a) There's a Montana State???!!! Huh.
b) Oh. You mean Montana's bitch?
c) Are they ever gonna beat Carroll for that Frontier Conference title?
d) Yeah, pretty solid DIII program there. Facilities aren't quite up to snuff, but they've got some decent DIII talent on the roster.


4. Montana has ________________?

a) More wins than any other DI program in the country since 2000.
b) More hotties than one can shake a.....ahhhhmmm.... stick at.
c) The best mascot in the country.
d) The best gameday atmosphere in the country.


5. MSU has _________________?

a) Lost to Montana. A lot.
b) A few nebulous national titles, prior to the forward-pass-era.
c) A mascot. Or something.
d) A gameday. Or an atmosphere. Not both, though.


6. Montana _____________?

a) Has been to six (6) title games in 13 years.
b) Has won 11 straight conference titles
c) Has appeared in a record 16 consecutive playoffs.
d) Has the second most playoff wins in history


7. Montana State ________________?

a) Can spell "playoff".
b) Enjoys Watching Montana in the playoffs. A lot.
c) Enjoys Thanksgiving at home.
d) Would prefer a Bowl system where more than 65% of the teams get a bid, giving them at least a chance at post-season play occasionally.



8. Montana has __________________________?

a) The best facilities at this level?
b) The best fan support at this level?
c) An athletic program for others to drool over?
d) Class, poise and professionalism.


9. MSU last beat Montana at ________________?

a) Tiddlywinks
b) A canned food drive
c) World of Warcraft
d) "Ummmm.....I guess Rodeo. Yah, Montana ain't got dat, so we dang shure beat 'em at dat der sport. Where's my Copenhagen?"


10. Montana is better at ________________ than MSU?

a) Football
b) Men's Basketball
c) Women's Basketball
d) Track and Field (I/O; M, W)
e) Cross Country (M, W)
f) Volleyball
g) Soccer
h) Tennis (M, W)
i) Golf





Okay, so how'd you do?! Challenge your friends, and see if they can beat your score. Cat fans, feel free to take the test again. There are some mighty big words in there (some with 3 syllables, even!!! ), so don't be too hard on yourself if you didn't do well. Play again, and HAVE FUN!!!

[GOKATS]

Okay, we all think we're pretty knowledgeable at sports. Here's an opportunity to test your mettle. Take the Sports Quiz below and measure yourself against your buddies.





1. Montana is to Montana State as hammer is to _______________?

a) Nail
b) Eggshell
c) Glass
d) Christmas Ornament


2. When discussing the University of Montana with fans from another state, the most common comment you hear is ______________________"?

a) Man, those guys are dominant.
b) No WAY does any FBS team in their right mind schedule those guys.
c) I mean, Pete Carroll is good, but he's no Bobby Hauck
d) Terrific program, terrific facilities, terrific coach, terrific players. They've got the complete package.

3. When discussing Montana State University with fans from another state, the most common comment you hear is _______________?

a) There's a Montana State???!!! Huh.
b) Oh. You mean Montana's bitch?
c) Are they ever gonna beat Carroll for that Frontier Conference title?
d) Yeah, pretty solid DIII program there. Facilities aren't quite up to snuff, but they've got some decent DIII talent on the roster.


4. Montana has ________________?

a) More wins than any other DI program in the country since 2000.
b) More hotties than one can shake a.....ahhhhmmm.... stick at.
c) The best mascot in the country.
d) The best gameday atmosphere in the country.


5. MSU has _________________?

a) Lost to Montana. A lot.
b) A few nebulous national titles, prior to the forward-pass-era.
c) A mascot. Or something.
d) A gameday. Or an atmosphere. Not both, though.


6. Montana _____________?

a) Has been to six (6) title games in 13 years.
b) Has won 11 straight conference titles
c) Has appeared in a record 16 consecutive playoffs.
d) Has the second most playoff wins in history


7. Montana State ________________?

a) Can spell "playoff".
b) Enjoys Watching Montana in the playoffs. A lot.
c) Enjoys Thanksgiving at home.
d) Would prefer a Bowl system where more than 65% of the teams get a bid, giving them at least a chance at post-season play occasionally.



8. Montana has __________________________?

a) The best facilities at this level?
b) The best fan support at this level?
c) An athletic program for others to drool over?
d) Class, poise and professionalism.


9. MSU last beat Montana at ________________?

a) Tiddlywinks
b) A canned food drive
c) World of Warcraft
d) "Ummmm.....I guess Rodeo. Yah, Montana ain't got dat, so we dang shure beat 'em at dat der sport. Where's my Copenhagen?"


10. Montana is better at ________________ than MSU?

a) Football
b) Men's Basketball
c) Women's Basketball
d) Track and Field (I/O; M, W)
e) Cross Country (M, W)
f) Volleyball
g) Soccer
h) Tennis (M, W)
i) Golf





Okay, so how'd you do?! Challenge your friends, and see if they can beat your score. Cat fans, feel free to take the test again. There are some mighty big words in there (some with 3 syllables, even!!! ), so don't be too hard on yourself if you didn't do well. Play again, and HAVE FUN!!!

Way too much time on your hands . Must really suck to get layed off from your pizza delivery job- cheer up, gas is getting cheaper, you won't have to bicycle in the snow much longer (snow in wa.....Eeek!!)

[GrizinWashington]

GK responds to the best smack of the year with the "my-job-is-better-than-your-job" smack. Niiiiiiiiiiice.

And if you'd ever like to compare W2s, let me know the time and place. Loser buys the restaurant we meet at for the winner. Fair?

[GOKATS]

GK responds to the best smack of the year with the "my-job-is-better-than-your-job" smack. Niiiiiiiiiiice.

And if you'd ever like to compare W2s, let me know the time and place. Loser buys the restaurant we meet at for the winner. Fair?

My employees get W2's. I sign the front of their checks- they, like you, flip it over and sign the back...........

p.s. Don't sign below the line, that's a nono.............

[GrizinWashington]

You bring whatever income documentation you can scrounge up. The deal still goes. If you're man enough. I'm guessing you're not.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled smack.

[GrizinWashington]

11. Ferrari is to Montana's athletic program as _______________ is to Montana State's program:

a) Ford Pinto
b) Chevy Chevette
c) Dodge K Car
d) Anything made by Isuzu

[ImagineSanta]

Montana has class, poise, and professionalism. Right. Sure showed it there.

[Gus]

So you finally sobered up from that really expensive trip to watch your precious jizz get their asses kicked.... again. Now please get back to the "at least we beat the Bobcats" smack. How pathetic. Now back under you bridge troll.

[PDXGriz]

So you finally sobered up from that really expensive trip to watch your precious jizz get their asses kicked.... again. Now please get back to the "at least we beat the Bobcats" smack. How pathetic. Now back under you bridge troll.

You're right that is pathetic. Slapping you around is back to being a given every year.

[CATS2000]

11. Ferrari is to Montana's athletic program as _______________ is to Montana State's program:

a) Ford Pinto
b) Chevy Chevette
c) Dodge K Car
d) Anything made by Isuzu

Do you really have 4000+ posts on a rival messageboard?

Pathetic.

[MashTun]

11. Ferrari is to Montana's athletic program as _______________ is to Montana State's program:

a) Ford Pinto
b) Chevy Chevette
c) Dodge K Car
d) Anything made by Isuzu

Do you really have 4000+ posts on a rival messageboard?

Pathetic.

Exactly. Of course we already knew that.